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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    For the prompt: "Brainstorm gets stuck in his dumb ceiling harness and Perceptor has to untangle him and possibly take him to the medbay for for hurting himself trying to get himself down hsjdhs."

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    08 Jun 2026

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    If Starscream ever meets that fragging Reviewer Two, he's gonna make him wish he'd never even heard of academic peer-review. He's gonna be wiping up energon for weeks.

    If Minimus ever meets that anonymous author, he's going to shake his hand and tell him how much he appreciates his tireless attention to Minimus' comments. Perhaps they might even have a lively little discussion!

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Magnus still doesn’t quite understand how the peace agreement came about. Optimus had apparently been arranging—diplomatic meetings—with Megatron for some time before revealing the nature of these private outings to any of his command staff.

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    17 May 2026

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    Whirl tries his claws at field surgery. It's not like he has anything better to do when there's gunfire peppering his cover and an Autobot bleeding out in his lap. Well. At least he can't make it worse.

    "Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna take these big ol' Whirl claws, jam them into your transformation seams, and tear you open."
    "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT," Swerve asked in an entirely reasonable tone of voice.

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    16 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Chromedome! Chromedome, help, they’re messing with my mind!”

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    All members of the New Institute have a failsafe.

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    16 May 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 20

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    Knock Out patches Breakdown up after the encounter with MECH. Some things are said, and some things aren't.

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    06 May 2026

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    “I mean,” said Bumblebee, “Ratchet’s lying.”

    “What makes you think that?” said Prowl.

    “Uh, hello? How about everything?” Bumblebee waved a hand. “Like, look at the facts! Ratchet has this conjunx that we’ve never heard about, who’s super handsome and also apparently one of the greatest martial artists to ever live? Ratchet? That grumpy old sack of bolts who’s no treat on the eyes either? He has to be making it up! It has big stinking lie written all over it!”

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    06 May 2026

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    "This is never going to work," said Ravage.

    Soundwave ignored him.

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    06 May 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 73

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    Rodimus has a lot of important medical questions all of a sudden. About him, and Drift, and the amazing sex they're having, all the time. Ratchet is going to strangle someone.

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    06 May 2026

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    Optimus Prime drives Jazz insane by refusing to die. Jazz drives Optimus Prime insane by refusing to explain whether he sleeps in a maintenance duct or not.

    They become best friends.

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    06 May 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 29

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    Technically, the iapetus is correct: the planet is uninhabited. But the silo that rises over the plain, a sterile glint of white metal, suggests this was not always the case. On a planet of one there is no need for names or addresses, but remnants of each remain etched into its walls, and under the rotting floor panels evidence of a legacy can still be found, half buried in the loam.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    The halls of the dead were hushed, the sound of Cyclonus’s footfalls swallowed swiftly by distance and dust.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    If it was anybody’s fault, it was that loser Starscream.

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    12 Apr 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 17

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    A collection of spooky-themed drabbles that were prompted to me. Will be a mixed bag of cute and dark. Each chapter will have at the top the prompt and the warnings relevant to it.

    Chapter 1: TFP KOBD with prompt "Zombie" (dark)
    Chapter 2: TFP KOBD with prompt "Zombie" (light-hearted)
    Chapter 3: G1 Optimus/Ratchet with prompt "Mask"

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    04 Apr 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 43

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    30 Mar 2026

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    “Whirl, ol' buddy.” Swerve shot him an uneasy smile, like he was second-guessing himself even as his mouth forged ahead. “Can I ask a tiny lil' favor?"
    "Depends on what's in it for me. And by 'it,' I mean free high grade." Whirl thought about it. "Y'know, that's sounding less and less like a favor."
    (Or: Whirl forgets not to care long enough to earn himself a few tentative of 'non-enemies', or whatever people call them.)

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    28 Mar 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 57

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    Second verse same as the first. More of vortex and First Aid being fucking weirdos.

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    27 Mar 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 27

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    After completing their mission on a frozen world, Rodimus wants to have some fun with Ultra Magnus. Little did he realize that he had just challenged the reigning Ultimate Snowball Champion to a snowball fight.

    My Secret Solenoid gift for magpietoes

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    11 Mar 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 48

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    After a casual encounter with Optimus, Megatron begins to realize some things about himself. It's embarrassing to have a sexuality crisis when you're millions of years old and happily conjunxed to Primus (with a live-in Starscream to boot), but no one seems interested in helping him avoid it.

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    08 Mar 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 86

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    Jazz and Prowl scramble to deal with the trials of unexpected parenthood, as Tarantulas' arrest has left bouncing baby/miracle of deranged science Ostaros in their tender custody. Jazz isn't handling it well. Prowl just isn't handling it, period.

    Meanwhile, Rung has stumbled across the troubling case of a newspark fresh out of the hotspot, whose uncontrolled outlier ability has left him confused and isolated and desperately in need of an advocate amid the sterile medical world...

    Parenting is hard enough in the best of circumstances, but figuring it out from literal scratch while your whole species watches on in bemusement is significantly harder.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    242
    Kudos:
    551
    Bookmarks:
    86
    Hits:
    8,839

    08 Mar 2026

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