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Dialogue Tree by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2026
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[Initiating punishment protocol.]
Wait wait wait wait.
What!?
Where is this coming from??
What did he do, System!? Lying in bed like a lump on a log, not moving or speaking as he tries and fails to drift to sleep, what could he conceivably be doing that would merit a punishment!? And where do you get off, barging in to dole out reprimands out of nowhere when you’ve been radio silent for the last few years! Is the plot over or isn’t it???
“Mn.” Plastered to his side like sticky rice as per usual, a needy arm curled around his waist to keep him close and make sure that he can’t wander off without waking him, Luo Binghe stirs slightly as Shen Qingqiu stiffens with rage. “Husband…?”
Shen Qingqiu opens his mouth to reassure him, but his voice completely refuses to leave his throat. And that’s when it appears.
1. “Get off, you’re suffocating me.” (Coldly push him away.)
2. “Husband, I’m feeling a little restless~” (Turn into him seductively.)
3. “It’s nothing, just a bad dream.”-
The System gets inventive, and Shen Qingqiu has to work with limited options.
Series
- Part 38 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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Collateral Damage by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2026
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That is how she spots him before he sees her.
There is a faint stir first, heads turning like flowers towards the sun - she recognizes the signs of an Important Person entering the room. A person to be feared and courted, someone you want on your side because they can hurt you. A sect leader of one of the larger sects, most likely - and Qiu Haitang turns her head to follow the stir, and sees him.
It’s Shen Jiu. She recognizes him instantly. There is not a single moment of confusion or doubt; it’s just him.
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Qiu Haitang recognizes Shen Qingqiu at a cultivator conference.
Series
- Part 37 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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Flesh And Blood by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2026
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It’s screaming again. Shen Qingqiu lies unmoving in his bed, just listening to it for a long time. What wretched, heartbroken wails. It only stops for air, brief pauses as it fills up its lungs to screech it all out again, high and piercing. He put it in the sideroom to get it out of his sight, to try and muffle it, but it still feels as if it’s screaming directly into his ear. Not a soul on Qing Jing Peak must be able to rest with such a clamor.
Eventually, he does get up out of bed. It feels like dragging a corpse, his body aching and unwilling, still half torn apart from what he had gone through weeks ago. A pain so awful that it had felt like violation, torture. Almost nostalgic, really.
He opens the door to the sideroom, and it does somehow get louder. And there, in the little crib gifted (forced, snuck into his home while he was in labor) to him by Yue Qingyuan, is the infant. Shrieking, its voice ragged with unanswered despair, its little face screwed up hideously. It no longer looks red and shrunken all the time, but crying brings back that appearance.
It is almost always crying.
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Shen Qingqiu has made a life and he hates it, and hates it, and hates it.
Series
- Part 8 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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By Hook or By Crook by Gemi, Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2026
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Transmigration is a dream come true. It’s only a shame he has this of all things come true. Him! As Ming Fan! The boy who grew up only to die of ants. It had been an almost well-deserved death, sure, but Shen Yuan is the one in the body now and he would rather fucking not.
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A humble transmigrator is assigned a role he does not find particularly flattering. Can he please get recast?
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Nanny Dearest by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2026
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He is growling continuously, bent over with the pain of it. He claws mindlessly at the floor with his one good arm, digging deep gouges into the floor. He has to make it through this. He will make it through this. This will not bring him low. This will not--
Kneeling by his side, Shang Qinghua strokes his back. A mindless gesture of reassurance, his panic making him reach out and touch when he shouldn’t.
“My king, don’t worry,” Shang Qinghua says, and Mobei Li finds the strength to lift his head enough to see his face through a haze of pain. He is smiling nervously in that way that nonetheless promises miracles. “This servant will definitely fix it!”
The last vestiges of Mobei Li’s self control crumble and vanish. He slips harder and faster than he ever has before in his life.
He bursts into tears.
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Mobei-Jun's child self becomes convinced that Shang Qinghua must be his nanny.
Series
- Part 36 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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Scum Villain Drabbles by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2026
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A series of fics for the SVSSS fandom, intentionally written to be as short as possible. I'm defining a drabble as 'underneath 5k' in this case.
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- 109,081
- Works:
- 38
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- 34
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Zhao De/Ming Fan by Gemi, Prim_the_Amazing
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2025
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Bingo by orphan_account, Prim_the_Amazing
Fandom Critical Role (Web Series), The Penumbra Podcast
25 May 2019
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Fills for various bingo cards I've taken on, all of them stand alone.
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I can't stop drawing grocky porn!!!
you can find me on tumblr @howling-wizard2Bookmarked by Prim_the_Amazing
12 Jun 2026
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The Other Side by stardust_falling for Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jun 2026
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Amid the ashes of a ruined world, a dark sword offers a path forward, and a lost soul heeds its call...
One ordinary day, a few years after the Qing generation's ascension to lead Cang Qiong Mountain sect, a tired and worn Yue Qingyuan shows up on the doorstep of Shen Qingqiu's bamboo house uninvited with a surprising and unexpected confession that shatters Shen Qingqiu's worldview. This, however, is just the beginning of Shen Qingqiu's troubles, as he soon finds out that there is more to this Yue Qingyuan than meets the eye.
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- English
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- 14,010
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- 4/4
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- 100
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Bookmarked by Prim_the_Amazing
11 Jun 2026
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary (Comic) by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
14 Jun 2026
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A comic re-posted from my Tumblr
There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.
So, he doesn't
Good luck to Grace and Rocky
Bookmarked by Prim_the_Amazing
10 Jun 2026
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Courting Disaster by CherriChou for TK_DuVeraun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan’s smugness lasted up until Shen Qingqiu whisked him off to the Bamboo House, where Shen Yuan was meant to brew and serve his shizun his first pot of tea as official head disciple. Shen Qingqiu didn’t dump it on his head, thankfully, but he did give Shen Yuan a rather unnerving warning:
“If you have the nerve to present qianyuan in the future, this master will make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.”
Yikes! What the hell was someone supposed to say to that? Got it, I’ll make sure to control this completely uncontrollable fact of nature? Talk about unfair!
Shen Yuan transmigrates into a cannon-fodder NPC in an omegaverse version of PIDW. He tries his best to make the most of it—with a few stumbling blocks along the way.
Look, he doesn’t need to know all the ins and outs of omegaverse customs, right?
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Bookmarked by Prim_the_Amazing
01 Jun 2026
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please do not feed the animals by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 Apr 2026
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“Hold still, lovely alien,” the Eridian croons, snapping a claw closed around the hem of my cardigan. “♫♬♩ will be so gentle, yes.”
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Bookmarked by Prim_the_Amazing
28 May 2026