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[Podfic] From a Secret Admirer, With Love (Alternatively: Mission: Court Lan Sizhui) by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic) for Lemurienne
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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In which Zizhen, Jin Ling, and Jingyi get together and decide to court Sizhui. It goes terribly.
Podfic of From a Secret Admirer, With Love (Alternatively: Mission: Court Lan Sizhui) by owlfowlfa.
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get loved, idiot by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic for Lemurienne
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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"Are you behind all of this?" Wei Wuxian asks, unable to keep the question inside.
Sizhui blinks placidly at him, hands politely settled in his lap. "Behind what, baba?" he asks innocently.
"Everyone being–weird," Wei Wuxian says, feeling both embarassed and a little defensive, "calling me things."
"Perhaps baba is simply noticing how much people appreciate him," Sizhui answers, then reaches for his chopsticks.
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OR: people start to use terms of affection on Wei Wuxian. He is not prepared.
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[Podfic] The Wire Mother by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic) for nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Jun 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
Podfic of The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
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[Podfic] wrong number by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic) for aalesu
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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There’s a few rings, then the phone picks up.
“Wayne Residence.”
That’s funny, Tim thinks, Mrs. Mac doesn’t sound like herself.
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On a hot July evening while home alone, eight-year-old Tim gets a fever. He means to ask Mrs. Mac for help — but ends up accidentally calling Alfred Pennyworth. Somehow, even in sickness, he wins all the hearts of the Wayne family in one fell swoop.Podfic of wrong number by adelfie.
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please let the devil in by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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It's too late for the running humans, though. Phoenix can catch up easily, finally breaking through the rubble into the small opening.
Except. It would have to leave Nightwing.
For a moment it hesitates–it really wants to chase, to play, today has been so boring. But. Nightwing. Ally. Needs its help.
It goes to the same opening the humans went through and peers inside.
Nightwing manages a ‘Hello,’ but just barely. The not-cryptid sounds tired. Wheezy. Not good. Underneath the disguise, Nightwing is just a person, and people die so easily.
It would know.
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Phoenix rescues a bird. Dick realizes just how much Phoenix knows about the Bats. There are hair pets.Series
- Part 2 of came back cryptid
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came back cryptid by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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turn the lights off by GLeoPods (GracefulLeopard), GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic)
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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Red Hood Tim and Jaybin!
fics are placed in the series chronologically (but may not have been posted that way)
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"across : beyond : through" by notquiteaghost by Aether (writerproblem193), AppleSapling, BobreyShuffles, BubblesKat, ChaosKiro, deepestbluesky, Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Ghost_writing (Yuurei), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), horchatapods, InklingDancer, kbirb, litra, LittleRedRobinHood, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mistbornhero, Moonlovingvampire, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), Ravin_Pods (Ravin), read by (horchatapods), sisi_rambles, Spindoctor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), with (ChaosKiro), Yuurei, Yuurei_collabs
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU
10 May 2025
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[podfic] Smuggled In / Running Contraband by blackglass, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Collabs (Dr_Fumbles_McStupid), FlightlessNotFightless, horchatapods, kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), korechthonia, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), read by (horchatapods), with (DevilWithABirdDress)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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For the Voiceteam 2024 Challenge of "Voice Battle", with the concept of battling PoVs
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Simulpod: A Lobby of Time Travellers by Aether (writerproblem193), Ceewelsh, DevilWithABirdDress, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Elle_dubs (avril_o), Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish), forzandopod, GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), InklingDancer, irrationalpie, kbirb, kbirb pods (kbirb), kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), korechthonia, LenaReads (LenaLawlipop), lysandyra (pxssnelke), mistbornhero, pezzax_multivoice, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), pxssnelke, roseszain, with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (korechthonia), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 May 2023
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The 2023 round of Voiceteam had a challenge. That challenge? To pod a fic as many times as humanly possible. Behold!
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Red Robin and Nightwing's patrol goes from good to bad to worse when Nightwing is exposed to a new toxin.
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
21 Jun 2026
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Flying back to Cherry Street, weaving reckless in the dark, it comes down to this: Dick is the only one of his siblings that Jason has any real claim on. Dick is the only one of that whole mess of victims to Batman's cult of self-immolation who belongs to Jason. Even more than that - Dick is the only person in the world who he shares a parent with, who knows what it meant to be the Robin to Batman of nearly ten years ago.
It's just not the same anymore.
So if Dick fucking kicks it, Jason's the only one left. Jason becomes an only child. Jason becomes the last of his kind. Jason becomes the sole keeper of that memory, of a brotherhood shared under a man who no longer exists. There is no way to replace Dick, because the world that they lived in together is gone, and can never give Jason a surrogate.
The Red Hood pulls the thread on a mystery big enough to bridge the distance between two cities, two brothers: The plot they unravel is far deeper and darker than a garden-variety drug trafficking scheme. A story about siblingship, hauntings, and rivers.
1. Ostium, osti(i): Latin noun, II Declension: Door, opening; (river) mouth; entrance (to the underworld).
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- Part 1 of these and other tragedies
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
21 Jun 2026
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Gotham is just a city. She has no mind, no soul, no body with which to reach out for her children. But in a split-second flash of time, she is as real as a mother clutching her child, only long enough to let him go.
Timothy Drake’s heart stops in the deserts of Iraq, surrounded by the bodies of the only connections to his humanity that he still had. It beats again on the corner of 53rd and Oxford, Gotham City, New Jersey.
Or, Tim's many emotions as he re-learns what it's like to have a home.
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
21 Jun 2026
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pain is cold water by foreverunsolved (221b_quote)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 Apr 2026
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"Grace think long time. What Grace think about, question?"
Marianne Grace. An orange bottle on his nightstand. Peace.
"Fishing," he lies.
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
21 Jun 2026
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Thin Red Line by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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red·line
/ˈredˌlīn/
- To push an engine past its limits
- To cancel a project
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Ryland Grace reaches his limits.
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
21 Jun 2026