Pathological_Liar



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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    Simon really, /really/ doesn’t want to ask about getting testosterone on Erid; Ryland is horrified he didn’t mention it earlier.

    Then there’s porn. Because fun, okay?

    And yes, the title is in uncreative, I didn’t know what to call it

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    14 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Touch-starved Ryland Grace was excited at the prospect of another human on Erid who could help with platonic touching every once in a while. Simon, however, refuses to touch Ryland, closes himself off from everyone around him, and keeps having sex dreams about Grace.

    What could possibly go wrong if they’re in a room together?

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    Grace refused to be so pathetic as to get hard from a punch to the face (he very much did get hard from it)

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Avery has been acting strange all evening.

    Derlord shot Avery an even sharper glare. “You are pink.”

    “It’s… my metabolism.”  Avery blurted, now even pinker. “Digestion is a very colorful process for me.”

    “Right. Of course.” Derlord huffed. 

    D3rlord3 concludes that he’s dying. It’s obviously the only logical conclusion. Avery is dying and he’s hiding it from D3rlord3 so that he won’t worry. Right?

    Thankfully, The King comes in clutch and helps D3rlord3 read Avery’s mind to confirm the truth…

    (Emphasis on the inappropriate use of mind reading tag)

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    05 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Oh, I’ve dreamt about this.” The admission comes freely, Michael not even fully aware he’d said it out loud as he squeezes his eyes shut again.
    “Of me giving you a blowjob?” Mike laughed more, thumbing Michael’s pants open and pulling them down with his boxers slowly. As more skin is revealed, Mike pauses to press more quick kisses along Michael’s skin- down his hips, between his thighs, and over his knees. “That’s sweet. I think.”
    “No, of-“Michael’s voice catches in his throat, squirming under Mike as soon as his legs were free. Mike pushes his legs aside, holding them open as he kissed back up his right leg. “Of you saying I’m…”
    “Perfect?”
    “It sounds pathetic when you say it out loud.” Michael’s displeased, face twisting into a glare as he looked down at Mike.
    “I don’t think it’s pathetic.” Mike murmured, “I think it’s sweet. You dream of me saying anything else?”

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    Half a year into the future of "You're an Idiot, Mike Schmidt", which you might want to read before this. Michael grows restless over how long he can actually stay with Mike- for many reasons, including his own growing discomfort with being happy. Mike blows him about it.
    Kind of ooc I feel like, idk srry LOL

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    19 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    When Michael Afton kidnapped Mike, and things don't go as expected.

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    17 Dec 2025