Pakeha
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- Thor (Movies) (7)
- Danny Phantom (6)
- Batman - All Media Types (5)
- Stargate Atlantis (2)
- DCU (2)
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After a magical mishap with a peculiar kind of killing curse lands Ellie in a very concussed, very mortal body, she winds up at Gotham General with no identity to speak of. Sure, she could give them her whole life story but why should she? Really they just oughta let her go and be on her merry way.
When a DNA test reveals a certain surprise parentage however, Ellie’s stuck in the care of a brooding Gotham billionaire for the foreseeable future. Hijinks ensue.
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Tim knows better than to go to a gala while he’s got the flu- but this is the Wayne Enterprises Christmas Party and it’s at Batman’s house. He can’t miss it. He’ll just have to power through.
Oh god. He’s not gonna be able to power through, is he?
Fortunately Alfred is there to save the day.
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Knives and other Sweet Nothings by Pakeha for piperita
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
02 Feb 2026
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After starting a fight with Damien at a party, Danny finds himself dealing with a series of very unexpected reactions from the Waynes.
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Waylon is a wounded, naive fae stranded a long way from home. Kidnapped by evil men, held captive and tortured for unknown purposes, he has resigned himself to a slow, terrible death.
Then one night Waylon awakes to flames, destruction and a vicious giant with a manic glint in his eye who calls him Darling.
Can Waylon coax something good to grow out of such frightful darkness?
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I Scream, You Scream, Everybody Screams by Pakeha
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
13 Jul 2024
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While there are hundreds of ghosts in Arkham, there’s one in particular that’s causing a bit of a ruckus and Lady Gotham would like some help reining him in.
Danny just wanted to go for a walk.
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- Part 2 of These Fleeting Things that Love the Dark
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These Fleeting Things that Love the Dark by Pakeha
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU
13 Jul 2024
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Child of the Enemy by Pakeha
Fandom The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns (2001), The Mummy Series
01 Oct 2021
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As far as I was able to find no one had ever written anything for this pairing and I thought that was a bloody shame.
The first parts are written with a late-teenaged Alex in mind. 'Shadows' is written for a mid-twenties Alex.
ALSO several of you have already written amazing spin off fics and made me cry RL tears of joy and that is so great. If you write a thing and want to link back please feel free to do so. Also also I am double plus slow at replying to things so if I don't reply to any requests and things quickly it's not you, it is definitely me.
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Grifter Specter Swindler Shade by Derp_Interpreter
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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Danny is ghost-napped to Gotham via a summoning ritual. He tricks the summoners into freeing him, scams some caped weirdos into bringing him dinner, and makes a new friend. He has no idea that those caped weirdos are actually the Bat-clan, that they are highly-skilled detectives and that his new friend might actually be a better scam artist than he is.
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- Part 3 of Danny Haunts Batman
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14 Mar 2026
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Rumours of the Witchers' Bard by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Mar 2026
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Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.
Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away
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28 Feb 2026
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You, Me, and the Humanity in Between by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
16 Mar 2022
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Bruce doesn’t know what’s wrong with his child, but he’s pretty sure kids aren’t meant to work like this.
From the day he had looked up into the tops of the circus tent and saw a frightened mirror image of a boy who had just experienced the worst day of his life, Bruce had instantly gone into emergency mode.
The Gotham PD had wanted to pass the boy off into the care of the circus. The circus had mumbled underneath their breaths about superstitions, about not having a boy like that with them, about not being able to handle something like Dick. So GCPD, not knowing what to do, had started talking about one of the handful of overburdened boy homes that handles a majority of Gotham’s unlucky orphans.
All the while, the camera lights flash bright and loud, wanting to know everything.
Bruce couldn’t let that happen.
Not then, not ever again.
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Bruce is trying his best to protect the city that he loves. He doesn't know how exactly his Robins came to be- they're not fully human, not even at all. All he knows is that he wants to keep them safe.
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20 Feb 2026
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Mos Nowhere by your_stoner_roommate
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels
01 Oct 2025
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At last, Maul has found Kenobi hiding in the rocky wastes of Tatooine. But the fight has gone out of Obi-Wan, and Maul gets no satisfaction from his surrender. He decides to make a project of the broken Jedi, to rebuild him and use him in the fight against their common enemy.
But the more Maul tries to mold his old foe, the more he seems to bend himself.
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05 Jan 2026
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As We Stumble Through Darkened Rooms, I Follow Your Voice by mystery_ink
Fandoms: Star Trek: Voyager
17 May 2024
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Chakotay wants to have a child and an unexpected member of the crew volunteers to help him.
Bookmarked by Pakeha
16 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
There are such thoughtful characterizations in this- I love it