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    "Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?"

    "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”

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    Sirius woke up with a jolt.

    'Come on, you can do better than that!' He grinned at his cousin.

    He looked around frantically, trying not to hyperventilate.

    In. Out.

    His eyes widened in shock when a beam hit his chest before he felt a smirk spreading on his face. Only a knockback jinx? Even his father would have been disappointed in dear Bella. But as soon as he started falling he realized what she had done. It seemed Azkaban hadn't impacted her intellect after all.

    He recognized the room he was in. Was this some kind of personalized hell?

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    After falling through the Veil Sirius Black wakes up on his tenth birthday and has an... interesting conversation with his father. Deciding that this is his personal heaven, he will live the life he's always wanted. A life free of prejudice, free of expectations, and filled with love.

    MIGHT HAVE STARTED TWO BACHELORS

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Harry leaves the white limbo of King's Cross to find himself in his childhood cupboard once again. Luckily for him, it seems he's brought Ron and Hermione back with him, and with his best friends at his side he can do anything.
    The Golden Trio take Hogwarts by storm, a bit more jaded and ruthless than before and determined to undermine the war before it ever truly starts.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Sirius had thought there would be an afterlife. He had thought he would be able to see James and Lily, maybe even his brother Regulus. But he hadn’t. Instead, death to him was like a soft slumber, a restful solace, like sleeping on a warm cloud. He had never thought death could feel so nice. In this place, nothing else seemed to matter. Nothing else seemed to bother him. His only regret was that he did not know what happened to Harry— if he was happy, if he was safe.

    Well, he probably was not pleased with Sirius dying on him. But would he grieve for him? It’s not like he had the chance to become a proper godfather to him, but Merlin, he tried.

    He really, really tried, dammit.

    And then suddenly, there was a voice.

    “Ah, Sirius Orion Black. You will do.”
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    A Sirius Time Travel AU. After falling through the Veil, Death gives Sirius a second chance, as well as an important mission.

    [Updates every time the author finishes writing an Act. Currently working on Act 3.]

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    08 Jun 2026

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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    28 May 2026

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    After the MVP award in 2014, Shane and Ilya wake up married in Vegas.

    Sort of.

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    19 May 2026