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Tango is a workaholic. Jimmy is a hopeless romantic. They’re friendly enough, but not trapped-in-a-magical-Hallmark-movie-together friendly.
Yet here they are, stuck in a picture-perfect town where every holiday cliché is shoved in their faces. Maybe the only way out is to lean into it—decorate a bit, bake some cookies, skate on some ice.
As long as they’re not part of the clichés themselves… right?
It’s a Hallmark movie. What could possibly go wrong? 🎄
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The Canary and The Coal Mine by DruidQueen89
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
23 Jan 2026
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Following Tango and Jimmy through the Life Series and beyond, watch as they become friends and eventually more. The good and the bad, the blessings and the curses.
Complete!
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- Part 1 of CATCM Universe
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Bullet for my Bounty by JaegarDog
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
11 Feb 2026
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Jimmy kinda had to admit: he might be in a little over his head. Just a smidgen.
Rock dust showered down over him as another shot hit the rock he was sheltering behind, his hat keeping most of it from his eyes. He clutched his hat as he ducked forward. Raising his revolver, he shakily checked his rounds, finding three bullets still in the chambers. A hand groped around for his ammunition pouch on his belt, drawing a few rounds out and trying to load them with a shaking hand.
He found the right poster and held it up, glancing between the sketched face beneath the ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive’ and the man in front of him.
Yep, that was Tango Tek alright.
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Jimmy wasn't looking for the guy with the big bounty, but he found him anyway.
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Fic now complete!! 🧡🤠
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- Part 1 of BulletVerse
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Even despite the mask, the surprise was visible in the heir's face. "Oh?" He began curiously looking over Tango, but his attempt was interrupted by a quick spin, the assassin taking control.
"I bet it's tiring, always being the one to lead the dance," commented Tango, earning a tired laugh from the other man.
"It really is," he admitted.
"Well," asserted the assassin, "you don't need to worry about that with me."
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Desperate for the cash, Tango swiped the highest paying job available—to dissolve the sole blood heirship of House Solidarity. At a Valentine's Day masquerade, the opportunity was perfect to end it right then and there. Unfortunately, Tango got attached to his target.
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What our Words Can't Say by Nubrain
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
25 Dec 2025
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Jimmy is a wanderer trying to find his place to belong. Used to taking care of himself and not being able to count on others he decides to spend the night in a village that he felt was off. Turns out the villagers figured they could use the wander to solve their monster problem.
Tango is a fire spirit traveling the world and filling his days with distractions so he doesn't have to think about how lonely he is. He has friends and family he can visit with but longs for a companion that can accept both sides of his nature. His dating attempts had always ended in heartbreak however so for now he had sworn off even trying.
When the two of them meet sparks fly but the challenge is that Tango can understand and somewhat write Jimmy's language but can't speak it. Jimmy can't understand Tango's language at all.