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    “Can’t wait for your birthday,” Barty murmured. “I’m curious about your soulmate mark.”

    Abruptly, Evan’s hand left his hair, sending a jolt of shock through Barty. His eyes flew open to look at Evan, whose face was contorted into an odd expression.

    Barty immediately started apologizing, though he wasn’t sure what for. “I’m sorry, Evs, I didn’t—”

    “No,” Evan interrupted, “it’s okay.” But his expression didn’t change.

    “You sure?” Barty asked, hesitant.

    “Yeah, sorry. Just stressed about the whole thing, really.” Evan offered him a smile, and if it was a bit weak, Barty wouldn’t comment on it.

    Or, the one where soulmates exist, Barty can’t understand why Evan’s so stressed about who his soulmate will turn out to be, and both Barty and Evan are complete idiots.

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    18 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Walking back from Hogsmead to the castle after a night out drinking isn't fun. Except when you get to tease your boyfriend who has a full bladder.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    “Oh,” Evan breathes, softly, quietly, unable to tear his eyes away.

    “Evs?” Barty asks, concern evident in his voice. Evan’s mouth is too dry to respond, though. He just keeps staring. “Evan, what is it?”

    Don’t look up. Oh, please don’t look up.

    Don’t look up don’t look up don’t look up.

    Barty, of course, looks up.

    “Oh,” he says, his voice completely blank. “Is that…is that mistletoe?”

    Or, every year during the last week before hols break, mistletoe gets conjured to hang above the heads of people with unspoken affection. What do you do when you look up and realize mistletoe has been conjured to hang between you and your best friend? Well, you can ask Evan Rosier.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Evan is sick, stubborn, and convinced that he’ll fail his exams if he misses one day.

    Or, Evan is sick, Regulus is tired, Barty is emotionally constipated, and Remus just wants people to get their shit together.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Regulus isn’t sure how he got here.

    Well, no. That’s not quite true. He knows how he got here—in the middle of a packed dance floor with James’ hands wandering dangerously and his mouth on a mission to mark the living hell out of Regulus’ throat.

    This isn’t the first time they’ve gone clubbing with Evan and Barty. Sometimes Sirius and Remus tag along. Other times, it’s Pandora and Lily, or Dorcas and Marlene. When they can manage it, all of them wind up on the floor with their heads thrown back and liquor in their blood.

    It’s good to let loose every once in a while. The world is too messy, too serious, and between stuffy office jobs and bills that need paying, the tension in their very bones pulls taut as a string.

    At least until it can finally snap.

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    11 Jul 2026