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    Hawks and Dabi watch the Gojo/Getou breakup from inside KFC.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Gotta go my own way by Here_to_procrastinate

    Published: 2023-10-29
    Work ID: 51198016

    Relationship Tags:

    Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
    Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks
    Gojo Satoru/Takami Keigo | Hawks

    Work Summary:

    Hawks and Dabi watch the Gojo/Getou breakup from inside KFC.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/08

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    The first time someone tells Hawks he’s pretty, he’s nine years old.

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    Hawks warped idea of what sex should be, over the years.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    It's (not) about what I like by Here_to_procrastinate

    Completed: 2023-08-20
    Work ID: 49253242

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    Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks
    Others/Takami Keigo | Hawks
    Takami Keigo | Hawks/Original Character(s)

    Work Summary:

    They are both really screwed up people & Dabi kinda fucks up but he tries.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/08

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    Hawks is not good at telling the truth, or rather, there are a lot of things in his life about which he cannot tell the truth. So Dabi finding a woman with a truth-telling quirk and getting another idea to cleanse society are not the perfect circumstances for him.

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    A livestream exposes much more about Hawks than he ever wanted anyone to know.

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    “Eh,” he responded neutrally, “staples are sexier anyway.”

    There was a long, long pause after he said that. Kyo was pretty sure even Sukaka looked up from her desk to stare at Hawks, whose face was fascinating to watch crumple as he slowly realized what he’d said.

    “Oh my god,” he muttered. “I said that out loud, didn’t I?”

    “Holy shit, boss,” Osa said blankly, eyes wide in shock.

    Hawks really likes Dabi's staples, and this causes a few more problems than you'd expect.

    Alternatively; 5 times people noticed something was off about Hawks, and 2 times they realized Hawks just liked shiny things.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    love is stored in the medical stapler hidden in the anti paparazzi blanket by crimsonseekers
    Part 1 of Employment Benefits

    Series Information:

    ID: 2124237
    Words: 4,808 | Works: 2 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 347
    Description:

    Hawks is a bird, and birds like shiny things. This causes his agency and everyone around him a lot more grief than one would expect.

    Published: 2021-01-24
    Work ID: 28961730

    Relationship Tags:

    Dabi/Takami Keigo | Hawks
    Takami Keigo | Hawks & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko
    Takami Keigo | Hawks & his entire agency

    Work Summary:

    “Eh,” he responded neutrally, “staples are sexier anyway.”

    There was a long, long pause after he said that. Kyo was pretty sure even Sukaka looked up from her desk to stare at Hawks, whose face was fascinating to watch crumple as he slowly realized what he’d said.

    “Oh my god,” he muttered. “I said that out loud, didn’t I?”

    “Holy shit, boss,” Osa said blankly, eyes wide in shock.

    Hawks really likes Dabi's staples, and this causes a few more problems than you'd expect.

    Alternatively; 5 times people noticed something was off about Hawks, and 2 times they realized Hawks just liked shiny things.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/07

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    “My life is a nightmare,” Dabi muttered blankly.

    “Nah, this is hilarious,” Hawks said, and while he wasn’t explicitly laughing, Dabi knew that those weird little chirps he was letting out were pointed at him. “Imagine if we go through all this effort and you don’t even have some sort of dramatic background or tragic backstory to justify you being this emo, you’re just a hot topic junkie or something.”

    “That’s fucking worse.”

    Or,

    Dabi has amnesia and keeps reading conspiracy theories about himself in an attempt to figure out who he is, gets the League in on it, and they dismantle organized crime, revolutionize society, and ravage the hero system in the process. Hawks suffers.

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    16 Jun 2021

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    area cryptid upset no one bothered to inform him of his tragic backstory by crimsonseekers
    Part 1 of [insert tragic backstory]

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    ID: 2067189
    Words: 81,206 | Works: 6 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 2,048
    Description:

    stories, cut scenes, and alternate viewpoints from the "area cryptid upset no one bothered to inform him of his tragic backstory" universe

    alternatively known as the really convoluted 'dabi has amnesia' au

    Completed: 2020-12-24
    Work ID: 28113402

    Relationship Tags:

    Dabi & League of Villains (My Hero Academia)
    Dabi & Takami Keigo | Hawks
    Dabi/Takami Keigo | Hawks
    Dabi & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko
    Takami Keigo | Hawks & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko
    Todoroki Fuyumi/Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko
    Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto

    Work Summary:

    dabi: god has allowed me to live another day, and i am about to make it everyone's problem

    or,

    bakugou, holding up a picture of todoroki touya: this you?

    dabi: bitch, it might be

    or,

    hawks has a perpetual, never-ending nervous breakdown

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/07

    You should probably read this.
    I did twice and it's worth more.