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Gotta go my own way by Here_to_procrastinate
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Oct 2023
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Hawks and Dabi watch the Gojo/Getou breakup from inside KFC.
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08 Jun 2026
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Gotta go my own way by Here_to_procrastinate
Published: 2023-10-29
Work ID: 51198016Relationship Tags:
• Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
• Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks
• Gojo Satoru/Takami Keigo | HawksWork Summary:
Hawks and Dabi watch the Gojo/Getou breakup from inside KFC.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/08
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It's (not) about what I like by Here_to_procrastinate
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Aug 2023
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The first time someone tells Hawks he’s pretty, he’s nine years old.
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Hawks warped idea of what sex should be, over the years.
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08 Jun 2026
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It's (not) about what I like by Here_to_procrastinate
Completed: 2023-08-20
Work ID: 49253242Relationship Tags:
• Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks
• Others/Takami Keigo | Hawks
• Takami Keigo | Hawks/Original Character(s)Work Summary:
They are both really screwed up people & Dabi kinda fucks up but he tries.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/08
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Birds of a feather by Here_to_procrastinate
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Aug 2024
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Hawks is not good at telling the truth, or rather, there are a lot of things in his life about which he cannot tell the truth. So Dabi finding a woman with a truth-telling quirk and getting another idea to cleanse society are not the perfect circumstances for him.
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A livestream exposes much more about Hawks than he ever wanted anyone to know.
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08 Jun 2026
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Birds of a feather by Here_to_procrastinate
Completed: 2024-08-20
Work ID: 49727521Relationship Tags:
• Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Takami Keigo | Hawks
• Takami Keigo | Hawks & Todoroki Shouto
• Takami Keigo | Hawks & Tokoyami Fumikage
• Midoriya Izuku & Takami Keigo | Hawks
• Bakugou Katsuki & Takami Keigo | Hawks
• Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks
• Takami Keigo | Hawks/Original Character(s)
• Takami Keigo | Hawks & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko
• Hakamata Tsunagu | Best Jeanist & Takami Keigo | Hawks
• Takami Keigo | Hawks & Original Character(s)Work Summary:
NO SUMMARY
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/08
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/08
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love is stored in the medical stapler hidden in the anti paparazzi blanket by crimsonseekers
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Jan 2021
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“Eh,” he responded neutrally, “staples are sexier anyway.”
There was a long, long pause after he said that. Kyo was pretty sure even Sukaka looked up from her desk to stare at Hawks, whose face was fascinating to watch crumple as he slowly realized what he’d said.
“Oh my god,” he muttered. “I said that out loud, didn’t I?”
“Holy shit, boss,” Osa said blankly, eyes wide in shock.
Hawks really likes Dabi's staples, and this causes a few more problems than you'd expect.
Alternatively; 5 times people noticed something was off about Hawks, and 2 times they realized Hawks just liked shiny things.
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- Part 1 of Employment Benefits
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- English
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- 3,297
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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08 Jun 2026
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love is stored in the medical stapler hidden in the anti paparazzi blanket by crimsonseekers
Part 1 of Employment BenefitsSeries Information:
ID: 2124237
Words: 4,808 | Works: 2 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 347
Description:Hawks is a bird, and birds like shiny things. This causes his agency and everyone around him a lot more grief than one would expect.
Published: 2021-01-24
Work ID: 28961730Relationship Tags:
• Dabi/Takami Keigo | Hawks
• Takami Keigo | Hawks & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko
• Takami Keigo | Hawks & his entire agencyWork Summary:
“Eh,” he responded neutrally, “staples are sexier anyway.”
There was a long, long pause after he said that. Kyo was pretty sure even Sukaka looked up from her desk to stare at Hawks, whose face was fascinating to watch crumple as he slowly realized what he’d said.
“Oh my god,” he muttered. “I said that out loud, didn’t I?”
“Holy shit, boss,” Osa said blankly, eyes wide in shock.
Hawks really likes Dabi's staples, and this causes a few more problems than you'd expect.
Alternatively; 5 times people noticed something was off about Hawks, and 2 times they realized Hawks just liked shiny things.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/07
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area cryptid upset no one bothered to inform him of his tragic backstory by crimsonseekers
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Dec 2020
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“My life is a nightmare,” Dabi muttered blankly.
“Nah, this is hilarious,” Hawks said, and while he wasn’t explicitly laughing, Dabi knew that those weird little chirps he was letting out were pointed at him. “Imagine if we go through all this effort and you don’t even have some sort of dramatic background or tragic backstory to justify you being this emo, you’re just a hot topic junkie or something.”
“That’s fucking worse.”
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Dabi has amnesia and keeps reading conspiracy theories about himself in an attempt to figure out who he is, gets the League in on it, and they dismantle organized crime, revolutionize society, and ravage the hero system in the process. Hawks suffers.
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- Part 1 of [insert tragic backstory]
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- English
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- 47,710
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- 2/2
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16 Jun 2021
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area cryptid upset no one bothered to inform him of his tragic backstory by crimsonseekers
Part 1 of [insert tragic backstory]Series Information:
ID: 2067189
Words: 81,206 | Works: 6 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 2,048
Description:stories, cut scenes, and alternate viewpoints from the "area cryptid upset no one bothered to inform him of his tragic backstory" universe
alternatively known as the really convoluted 'dabi has amnesia' au
Completed: 2020-12-24
Work ID: 28113402Relationship Tags:
• Dabi & League of Villains (My Hero Academia)
• Dabi & Takami Keigo | Hawks
• Dabi/Takami Keigo | Hawks
• Dabi & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko
• Takami Keigo | Hawks & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko
• Todoroki Fuyumi/Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko
• Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki ShoutoWork Summary:
dabi: god has allowed me to live another day, and i am about to make it everyone's problem
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bakugou, holding up a picture of todoroki touya: this you?
dabi: bitch, it might be
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hawks has a perpetual, never-ending nervous breakdown
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/07
You should probably read this.
I did twice and it's worth more.