Hopeless_1322
Fandoms
- The Office (US) (2)
- Archer (Cartoon) (2)
- The Great Gatsby (2013) (1)
- Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) (1)
- Invader Zim (1)
Recent works
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To Buy the Moon and the Stars (For You I Would) by Hopeless_1322
Fandoms: Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (2013), The Great Gatsby (1974)
16 May 2026
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"I can buy you the whole damn city, old sport; anything you can possibly dream of," Gatsby whispers feverishly into Nick's ear, pressing a kiss to the other man's temple. "The New Amsterdam Theatre, Central Park Zoo, even....hell, even Lady Liberty, baby."
Nick laughs and shakes his head, the liquor still warm in his throat and causing the world around him to spin too fast. If it weren't for Gatsby's arms around his waist, he'd surely be laying in a heap on the ground.
"You don't need to buy me anything, Jay," he insists softly, feeling as if he's said such a thing too many times to count now.
"But I could. I could buy-"
Nick shakes his head again, turning around in Gatsby's arms and silencing him with a a lopsided smile and a sloppy kiss.
"You could, yes, but you don't have to. In fact...in fact you could sell this grand palace of yours, Jay, and....and lose all of your damned money in the stock market, and I'd still want you."
Gatsby doesn't respond, looking torn between disbelief and tears.
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A Smile that Could Curdle Milk by Shameless_in_711 (Hopeless_1322)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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Lucifer knows damn well that hell is all about punishment, its very inception nothing more than a rather lazy design for eternal suffering and torture.
That’s their whole shitick down here anyway, right? Go to hell, burn in a blazing inferno of doom and dismay for all of eternity?
Lucifer feels he should know, he is by all formal and informal technicalities the head honcho of this fiery shithole.
However, even with all of that aside, this particular request seems needlessly cruel, like a punishment so extreme and ruthless that he’s stunned his daughter, of all people, is asking this of him.
Or Lucifer begrudgingly agrees to join Alastor on errand days and ends up getting a hell of a lot more than he bargained for.
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Five messy first dates between a certain ex invader and his former nemesis.
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An exhausted and scared CeCe is convinced that a hungry monster is lurking underneath her bed.
A grumpy and equally exhausted Dwight is more skeptical.
OR: Midnight monster hunt that tests both Dwight's patience and parenting skills. Pure fluff.
Series
- Part 2 of Cecelia Beesly-Halpert-Schrute
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Cecelia Beesly-Halpert-Schrute will tell anyone willing to listen to her that she has the absolute coolest family ever.
OR: CeCe reflects on what each of her parents does for her.
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- Part 1 of Cecelia Beesly-Halpert-Schrute
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A non-office AU in which Pam, Dwight, and Jim attempt to navigate parenting and the bland idiosyncrasies of life in Scranton.
*Accepting Requests*
- Words:
- 5,261
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 10
Recent bookmarks
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Two boys, each guarding a secret, must face the challenge of growing up and becoming men.
Series
- Part 1 of Caro-verse
Bookmarked by Hopeless_1322
10 Feb 2017
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Our Hearts are Too Ruthless to Break (Let's Start Fires for Heaven's Sake) by nontrivialproof
Fandoms: Archer (Cartoon)
28 Aug 2016
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Love. It's not as easy as you anticipated. That's kind of the Cheryl Tunt guarantee.
Bookmarked by Hopeless_1322
09 Aug 2018
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Three cheesecakes eaten by the girls during three different events.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 338
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 12
- Kudos:
- 45
- Bookmarks:
- 5
- Hits:
- 439
Bookmarked by Hopeless_1322
03 Jul 2020
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Tiger takes a risk and Wolf lets her.
From the Judy Blume book/movie 'Tiger Eyes.'
Bookmarked by Hopeless_1322
23 May 2019
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A continuation of Quentin's section written in his style, in which Shreve gets home just in the nick of time.
Bookmarked by Hopeless_1322
27 Apr 2019