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As a group of great philosophers once sang: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.
Stories about Ken, and how he deals with the chaotic trolls that call themselves Momo’s best friends.
“Hey, Okarun,” Miss Miko said, in English for some reason, and with the kind of look a cat might give before it started playing with its food. “You’re okay at English, right? Got a question for ya, just between you ‘n me.”
“Um, yes?”
She nodded towards Momo. She smirked.
"You get up in there last night?"
He choked on his spit, immediately falling into a coughing fit.
Miko and Kei figure out their girl got laid last night, and do what any best friends would: mercilessly tease the shit out of her boyf.
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25 May 2026
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Mimes are an Extant Species of Art House Clown by DiscountCryptid
Fandoms: Dandadan (Manga), Dandadan (Anime)
19 Feb 2026
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Extra chapters for That's Not a Man, That's a Jester in a Three-Piece Suit, including but not limited to alternate perspectives, cut scenes, and stuff that happens in the background.
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That's Not a Man, That's a Jester in a Three-Piece Suit by DiscountCryptid
Fandoms: Dandadan (Manga), Dandadan (Anime)
08 Mar 2026
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Turbo Granny decided to place a different curse on Ken Takakura, and things ... kind of snowballed from there. Now forced to navigate a sudden sex change and freaky ghost powers, not to mention finally making a friend, Ken does his- uh her- (their?) best to adjust while things spiral rapidly out of control.
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07 May 2026
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mira 🩷
you are the worst
i hate nepo babies
rumi 💜
WHAT
WELL I HATE RICH GIRLS
mira 🩷
ALL THREE OF US ARE RICH YOU IDIOT
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09 Jan 2026
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“Oh my god.” Zoey shoveled it into her mouth with reckless abandon, alternating between chopsticks and spoons. “Oh my god.”
“It’s not that good. You’re lying.” Mira leaned in close to the camera, possibly to get a better look at the food in Zoey’s bowl.
Zoey looked at Mira wide-eyed. “Mira, it’s—oh my god. This is the greed the Bible warned me about.”
“You’ve never read the Bible,” snarked Mira.
“I just—the chef is gorgeous, Mira! And her food is—” Zoey lost her words, then she shook her head to reset her brain. “Babe,” said Zoey seriously, leveling her gaze at her girlfriend, “I’ve discovered the divine intervention that’s gonna get you to this place.”
Mira’s jaw dropped open. “Why didn’t you show me the hot chef?”
“Because my girlfriend is Aphrodite and the chef is Venus and my fucking brain exploded because I couldn’t put together a single thought when not one but two hot women were staring at me at the same time!” wailed Zoey, for her steak was too juicy and her lobster too buttery. “Besides, if you saw the hot chef that would be one less excuse to come eat here!”
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