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    Obi-Wan is nothing if he is not a human sheepdog for children. Anakin finds him after he’s rounded up all the padawans on board the Negotiator and stuffed them into a supply hold. He hasn’t started any games with them; he’s not offering instruction. He simply must have the youth in his sights at all times or else he will go into cardiac arrest.

    (Senior Negotiator Anakin Skywalker is trying to win this war by whatever means necessary when a wrench crashes into his plans in the shape of his childhood rival, Crèchemaster Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan, meanwhile, intends to do everything in his power to keep Anakin away from his kids, war or no war.)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “Great, you’re in,” the Jedi says. “Welcome to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Mrs. Lars. Your quarters and uniform will be assigned to you shortly. Padawan Skeft will be here to escort you, please wait on the other side of this door.”
    Shmi stands and nearly tumbles over herself.
    “That’s it?” She asks, straightening her dress and bag.
    The Jedi sniffs.
    “That’s it,” they says. “You can—“
    “I thought it would be more difficult to persuade you,” Shmi says.
    “Ma’am,” the Jedi sighs, “We are an equal opportunity employer. Through the door, please.”

    (Shmi Skywalker is assaulted by too-real visions of her grandson in pain in the future. She gets a job at the Jedi Temple in order to prevent that from happening and soon after finds herself on a warship.)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    In search of a bloodless end to the war, impossible as it may be, the cure seems to offer an answer to all of the the humans' prayers. Holy water, a purified beacon, and a few choice words are all that it takes to cure vampirism from the infected parties—whether they want it or not. Rolling back the clock in a single moment.

    Literally rolling back the clock, that is to say. The cure undoes more than just the vampirism, instead bringing the person to back to before they ever even met their Sire. Physically and mentally.

    The fight might be bloodless, but it is no less a struggle to be faced with the people who did so much harm; now stripped of their crimes, their memories, and their entire lives. Can the humans of Oakhurst look into the clueless faces of Scott and Owen and find something innocent within? And can Scott and Owen live with the hundreds of years that they lost?

    Scott and the other vampires are de-aged by the cure, and lose various amounts of time from their memories and bodies. It causes as many issues as it fixes.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    The only heir to the Goldsmith family and future lord of all the land, Scott is nothing short of a perfect child. Witty as a poet riddled with lung disease, sharp as the purest silver, and smarter than all his peers combined—he truly is all anyone could hope for in a heir.

    And yet, no one else seems to see him that way! His hair is too curly, his cheeks are too round, his barbs are too mean, and worst of all, he is supposedly too immature for his station. Scott is ready to throw out the whole lot of humanity before he has truly debuted in society.

    Until he meets one strange, mysterious man who sees him as he truly is. And everything changes forever.

    Or: How Scott Goldsmith became a vampire and the person that he is.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Scott Goldsmith wakes up from his 600 year forced slumber, finds himself trapped in Oakhurst with 13 other weirdos, is proudly open about his vampirism, and averts a lot tragedy by pissing everyone off too much to let them brood. No need to thank him! (But you still probably should or else he will be extremely and pettily offended).

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    16 Jun 2026