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    “Ivan.” Alfred had said, the name quiet, barely a whisper of air past his lips. Ivan had stood, abruptly, and rounded the table with a hand outstretched— to offer what, he didn't know. They had never been the type to give comfort to the other, their relationship never close enough for all that Ivan had wished it to be.

    He’d frozen, though, when Alfred had turned his head to look at him. His eyes, those brilliant specks of sky, were wide and afraid.

     

    The nature of Nations and the consequences of a zombie apocalypse.

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    Clawed fingers drag across the wall, leaving jagged marks in a long, lazy trail. It's strange how easy it is, for jagged claws to cut through wood and concrete and metal. There are a lot of things strange about the Upside Down, it's inhabitants most of all.

    Will supposes he counts as one now. It's certainly been long enough, and he's changed enough that he fits right in.

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    Will never made it out of the Upside Down, and it's changed him into something monstrous.

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    "I…I need a second, I think." Johnny says, voice breaking. "…go ahead, warn them for me?"

    "Of course." Shalla-Bal replies softly, and she guides her board down into Earth's atmosphere.

    Or

    The end :D

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    "Johnny."

    The word is familiar, but he can't quite grasp its meaning. It is said with intent, a voice outside of his own, not that he's spoken in awhile. Who would he speak to?

    "Johnny." The voice calls again, and this time he catches the worry in the tone, the relief, the fear. Why is it afraid? It's such a pretty voice, with the slightest metallic ring. It's nice to listen to, he thinks, even with the fear. He can't remember the last time he heard another voice.

    "Open your eyes." The voice says. He isn't sure when he closed them, but he never is these days. The darkness and the light look a lot alike. He obeys the voice, if only because he wishes to know to whom it belongs.

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    To be found is to be loved.

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    Shalla-Bal arrives too late to save Johnny Storm, but maybe she can still bring him home.

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    An interlude.

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    It was an accident. It was an accident. He was tired, he didn't know the orbiting planet around the old star was inhabited, hadn't cared enough to make sure. None of the stars he'd eaten sustained life, why would this one be any different? The one time his exhaustion overpowers his sense. The one time the black hole that used to be his gut overpowers his desire to get home as soon as possible.

    He was just so tired. He didn't mean to steal their sun.

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    Shit hits the fan.

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    Johnny isn't sure how long he's been flying. That's the thing about space, there aren't any reference points to mark the passage of time, or the speed he's flying. He thinks he must be going pretty damn fast, considering the clump of stars he's headed towards look bigger than they had an hour ago. Or what he assumes was an hour ago. Again, it's kind of hard to tell, and his wrist comm is broken to the point that it's trying to tell him it's been three days. As if. He's not even thirsty!

    …he is kind of hungry though.

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    I wrote a part 2 somehow.

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    "Tell Franklin his uncle Johnny loves him."

    They're the last words Johnny will say to his family for a long, long time. It's all a blur, after that. No voices come through the comms, but that's fine, he knows they're in shock. His sister is down for the count, Galactus is still trying to crawl his way out of the portal, and there's nothing anyone can do.

    Except him.

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    The Silver Surfer doesn't interrupt Johnny's sacrifice, and he ends up very, very far from home.

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    Striking green eyes glared up at Hoskins even as the other raptors chased the pig. The man found himself holding his breath as images of sharp white teeth flashed in his head, the distinct feeling of being judged rearing up in his mind. He released it as the animal finally looked away, chasing after its smaller brethren.
    He doesn't notice the trainer, Barry, staring intently at him in much the same way as the raptor was, nor does he notice the derisive huff or the small smirk of anticipation gracing his face.
    It's funny, not many can say they've stared death in the face and lived to tell the tale. At least, not for very long.
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    In which Owen is a raptor.

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    His vigilance doesn’t matter, in the end. There’s nothing he can do, not with how the mutant’s mind slips from his grasp and how his lower back still aches so terribly despite not being able to feel anything past. The man moves faster than he can react, and there's a sudden pain in the junction between his neck and shoulder. He hadn’t even been careful enough to find a vein, prioritizing jabbing in the needle over precision, but it still did its work.

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    Charles gets poisoned during a fight. This has consequences.

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    Jayce becomes a Padawan.

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    Jayce is a new initiate lost in the Jedi Temple. Instead of finding a way back, he finds a friend.

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    Connor is a deviant, the very thing he was meant to root out and destroy. He's decided that he's not gonna take it seriously. If he did, he might have an existential crisis.
    So, he distracts himself with making a YouTube channel. He didn't expect it to get so popular.

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    In which Connor accidentally gains a following.

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    The water was so close and he hated water, hated it ever since he was a kid and his little sister slipped into the river, ever since he nearly drowned trying to pull her out. Dread spread from his core like ice and Kai shut his eyes tight, one hand pushing out in a last ditch attempt to save himself. Darkness didn’t take long to claim him.

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    Or; Kai gets himself launched into the sky and rather than falling into relatively safe water, he summons an element that isn't his own.

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    Knock Knock Knock
    There was that noise again.
    He was drifting and it woke him. He’s still tired.
    But…the sound. A knock? You’re supposed to answer those. How do you answer a knock? He knows this. It’s simple. He…doesn’t know.

    Knock Knock Knock
    He remembers! Or…not really. But he knows.
    To answer a knock, one must open the door.
    He doesn’t know where the door is, but that doesn’t matter.
    It’s impolite to leave a guest on the porch.
    He invites them in.

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    He breathed in and reached for the energy that wound its way through his soul, through Thrawn’s, because they weren’t so different after all, and condensed it into what he knew a hyperdrive felt like. Pure energy and power shone like a star in the force, and he released it all at once.
    On his next step, Ezra opened his eyes to stars.
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    Ezra Bridger and Thrawn (along with the crew of the Chimaera) are stuck on prehistoric Earth. They get themselves in a pickle and Ezra just manages to get them out of it.

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    We start believing that we belong.
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    Ezra Bridger is not human.

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    He walks. And he keeps walking. And he does not stop.

    Stopping means death.

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    Recently watched The Backrooms (Found Footage) and I just. Made this. Took me a little less than an hour. Have fun.

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    Feliciano is six and he thinks people sound wrong.
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    A gift for Allheroeswearhats because i loved their story Earthbound and since they didn't have Feliciano in it yet I decided to take it into my own, incompetent hands :D You don't have to but I HIGHLY advise reading Earthbound. You'd probably be slightly less confused reading this.

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    Tommy's been alone for a while now. Maybe a year and a half, maybe more. He stopped counting after the first few months. He's also a little less Tommy than he was at the beginning of all of this. Probably because he's turning into one of the monsters that started the whole post-apocalpyse world thing.
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    Tommyinnit alone in an apocalyptic world what will he do?

    ...

    [Notice] Sorry guys, I won't be continuing this fic. I've lost interest in the dsmp fandom, but if anyone want to continue this you're welcome to.

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