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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    03 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    During dinner with Rose, Shane mentions "Lily," and his phone goes into demon mode, records part of the conversation, and sends it to Ilya as an audio message. As a result, Ilya does not let Shane catch a break for months.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    YESSSSS

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    After the Ottawa Centaurs win their third back to back cup, Ilya Rozanov gets injured and can't make it to the NHL Awards. Shane ends up going with Rose as his date instead.

    When photos come on social media of how hot Shane looks, Ilya predictably goes bananas. When Shane wins the MVP Award, he dedicates it to Ilya. Who again loses his mind.

    Social Media Fic! In honor of our very own Hudson Williams winning Best Actor at the Canadian Screen Awards!

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Best thing I’ve ever read, actually

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    After the Tuna Meltdown, his good friend Rose Landry introduces Shane to Chappell Roan. Shane is then recorded crashing out while singing Casual and Ilya reacts to watching the video.

    The real-world timeline for this makes zero sense, but we are just going to all pretend that Chappell released this song like a decade early, okay? okay.

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    31 May 2026

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    “Teammates,” Taylor echoed, his gaze drifting. Slowly, deliberately, to the ring on Ilya’s left hand. He did not look away immediately. He let the silence stretch until it became noticeable.

    Shane felt the first flicker of unease then—not jealousy, not yet, but something colder. A sense of being assessed.

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    29 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I’ve known Taylor for two seconds and I would kill him first if he was in a room alone with me a Ted Bundy