Audio Message from Jane

by bucksaiga

Summary:

During dinner with Rose, Shane mentions "Lily," and his phone goes into demon mode, records part of the conversation, and sends it to Ilya as an audio message. As a result, Ilya does not let Shane catch a break for months.

Notes:

This is a twist on Shane and Rose’s breakup dinner, inspired by that episode of The Rookie where Celina's phone was possessed and was sending audio messages to whoever she was talking about.

Chapter 1

0:28

Rose Landry

Rose, I think I fucked up.

Or my phone is possessed.

Which probably isn’t possible, but I don’t know the fuck what I did.

What happened?
So when we were at dinner last night and I told you about Lily, my phone started to record our conversation in an audio message.

And sent it to Lily.

Oh my fucking god.
You need a new phone.
What did he say?
He laugh reacted and said nothing.

Yikes.
Sorry babe.
I don’t know what to do.

I’m fucking freaking out.

Well at least it sent to Lily and not someone who definitely doesn’t know about you.
Yeah. I'm definitely buying a new phone tomorrow.

Should I text him and apologize?

I mean it’s not like we said anything bad about him.

What happened between you two?
We weren’t together or anything.

Ok but what happened?
You never told me why you stopped hooking up.
Because I freaked out.

I like him a lot.

Maybe too much.

You love him, don’t you?
And it scared you.
Jesus, why do you always know everything?

Aren’t you lucky to have me?
Yes. I really am.

So you freaked out and you ran away and had some incredible but apparently not romantic chemistry with yours truly.
I’m up to speed now.
When you put it that way, it sounds bad.

Maybe he laughed because he was making fun of me.

I don’t think he’s making fun of you.
He’s probably confused about the message.
What part of the conversation did it send?
Some stuff I said it being better with guys, and the part about me preferring to be the hole.

Shane.
That was fucking hilarious.
Ok but why didn’t he say anything else?

Why haven’t YOU said anything?
Because I’m freaking out, Rose!

He didn’t laugh react until almost a whole 24 hours later.

Ok. Take a deep breath, put your pretty boy pants on and go win him back!
It’s not that simple.

It could be.
How did he treat you the last time you were together?
It was nice.

He was really nice.

Fuck. I love him so much.

Then get him back!
I can’t get back what was never mine in the first place.

But you had something going on, right?
Something you miss.
Get it back, Shane!
You’re the bravest, funniest, cutest guy ever. You can get this man back!
Now go!
Ok. I’ll keep you posted.