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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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Bookmarked by Ellesar
29 Jun 2026
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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- English
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- 250,248
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- 30/30
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Bookmarked by Ellesar
06 Jun 2026
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Seven years after Voldemort’s defeat, the emergence of a sinister curse has driven muggleborns back into hiding. The Ministry has recruited Hermione Granger— a budding medical researcher with a thirst to prove herself— to find a cure for those afflicted. To her great displeasure, they’ve also assigned her a partner: renowned cursebreaker (and reprehensible ponce) Draco Malfoy.
Prewritten - updates every Saturday
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- 188,384
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- 44/53
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Bookmarked by Ellesar
01 Jun 2026
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Ten years after The Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is burnt out. A dead end job with a boss who hates her, reporters who can’t decide if she’s a slut or a spinster, and a famous ex the wizarding world just adores. Bouncing back and forth between her current state and a forced 8th year, Hermione is unsure of what she is doing with her life. The decisions she made to end the war didn’t include her surviving it. And now, she finds herself suffering the consequences. Twists of fate keep having her cross paths with Draco Malfoy and his own secrets. With dark wizards turning up, everyone they know getting married, and that one time she bled out in his foyer, she knows she wants Draco, but the publicity could spill all of her secrets.
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28 May 2026
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Hermione Granger has only ever wanted to change the world, one bill and reform at a time. To speak for those who have no voice, and to shine a light on issues no one would consider.
But how can she change the world when hers is falling apart?
Draco Malfoy exists in a world that barely tolerates him, attending parties and acting the playboy, if only to keep his mother from shoving eligible witches down his throat.
When Hermione's life implodes publicly, he finds himself much closer than he should be.
A story about two idiots who orbit each other for far too long before finally colliding.
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23 May 2026
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The war is over, but not for her. She needed an out. Anything. Desperation makes one do crazy things. Insane things, like agree to an ancient custom of marrying both a son and his father. And if that wasn’t madness enough, of course it had to be the Malfoys.
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15 May 2026
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Hermione Granger and the Worst Notebook to Ever Lose (English version) by AlisonEpuoc
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2026
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Hermione Granger likes facts. Numbers. Statistics. Things that are under control.
For years, she has kept a secret in a small notebook, a confession she never had the courage to admit, meticulously documented, analyzed, and filed away. A secret. Very personal. Very compromising.
According to all her calculations, the probability of losing this notebook is extremely low.
The probability of it being found by someone is even lower.
And the probability of it falling into the hands of someone who has decided to actively interfere in her love life is, theoretically, close to zero.In theory.
Bookmarked by Ellesar
11 May 2026
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Marriage, Malfoy, and Other Catastrophes by HerWordGarden
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jul 2026
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When a newly resurrected Ministry marriage mandate announces that Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are a perfect magical match according to an ancient spell (dusted off by morons), Hermione does the sensible thing: she assumes the spell is wrong and prepares to tear the Ministry apart at the seams.
Unfortunately, the spell is magically and legally binding.
Now Hermione—cursebreaker extraordinaire, workaholic, and part-time harbinger of bureaucratic doom—is forced to cohabitate with the one wizard she absolutely refuses to find attractive while she prepares to annihilate the Ministry in court, in public opinion, and possibly in small controlled fires. All the while, Draco Malfoy goes from mildly intrigued to catastrophically besotted in record time.
As Hermione plots the downfall of the Ministry's heinous legislation and Draco tries (and fails) not to make heart eyes at his new wife, they discover that the spell might know something they don’t.
A comedy of errors, enemies-to-lovers chaos, magical academia shenanigans, and sexual tension so thick it could be classified as a solid.
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17 Feb 2026
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If you like The Mummy - you'll love this.
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Hermione’s curls were wild, her nightdress clinging to her in the heat and smoke. She threw her arms up, absolutely livid.
“Oh, that’s just perfect,” She snapped, her voice rising. “How very convenient for you, Malfoy. And what, I’m meant to trust you now? With no map, no documentation, no proof, I- Malfoy- don’t you dare- Malfoy, stop! Don’t you bloody da-!”Without another word, Draco looped his arm around her waist, and in a smooth motion tossed her overboard. She vanished with a splash. A second later, Theo came sprinting over the deck, panting hard, his trousers had been blackened with ash and slightly burnt. He placed his hands on the railing, looking down to the water incredulously and spun to Draco.
“Was that necessary?!”
Draco nonchalantly clicked his gun back into place at his hip.
“Extremely.” He muttered, then jumped in after her.
Bookmarked by Ellesar
20 Jan 2026
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"Binding her soul to Draco Malfoy’s felt exactly like being Crucioed. It hurt like bones breaking, like skin burning, like it would end her before she had ever had the chance to really begin."
--Haunted by the faces disappearing around her, Hermione grasps onto anything that can tip the scales of the war. When an opportunity in the form of a prophecy presents itself, she grabs on, even when the cost is her very soul."Suddenly, images of her flashed through his head, wiry hair and overly large teeth staring into his train compartment, her face crumpled with hurt the first time he had said that word to her, a girl smiling under a misty ceiling made of stars in the Great Hall. The same brown eyes with full cheeks just below them, brown eyes filled with excitement, brown eyes with purple bruises under them, brown eyes with fear pooled in them, brown eyes with a cut above a brow, tears spilling from brown eyes, a reflection of a cursed dagger in the pupil. He couldn’t look away."
--Willing to do almost anything to save his mother and end the war, Draco does the unthinkable. Defying years of prejudice and forsaking a sacred lineage, he ties his soul to the very person he had been raised to hate for survival.- Language:
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- 10/20
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05 Jan 2026
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restart by dark gray all alone (alltheshadesofgray)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2026
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The last surviving member of the Order, Hermione Granger, cannot win the war. But she has a plan to survive. That plan did not involve Draco Malfoy sending her to the past.
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04 Jan 2026
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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Bookmarked by Ellesar
22 Nov 2025
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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- 229,630
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- 39/39
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Bookmarked by Ellesar
22 Nov 2025
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The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.
(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)
- Language:
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- 516,319
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- 80/80
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22 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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- English
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- 199,548
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 206
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Bookmarked by Ellesar
22 Nov 2025
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Lucius Malfoy has died, and Draco has inherited the Malfoy estate. For the next six months it is under Ministry review.
Draco Malfoy's problems now include: (i) a vast network of assets he cannot name, let alone manage properly; (ii) a one-night stand who won't go away; (iii) a different one-night stand he's wanted to find for years; and (iv) his mother's insistence that he start courting, preferably before Pansy Parkinson does.
Meanwhile, Hermione heads out on a field assignment where she makes an unexpected friend. Upon her return she’s given a new assignment from the Ministry that should be a curse-breaker's dream: find Lucius Malfoy's dark objects and decommission them.
If only the Manor would be more cooperative.
**2024 Reddit Dramione Top Fics**
Best Post-War Fics (Top 3)Series
- Part 1 of The Sentient House Series
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- 302,409
- Chapters:
- 49/49
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- 8
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Bookmarked by Ellesar
19 Nov 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
- Language:
- English
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- 195,969
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- 21/21
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- 7,506
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16 Nov 2025
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Harry doesn't Apparate to the roof of his school when running away from Dudley and his gang, but to an empty Grimmauld Place. The house raises him, with some help from Black portraits, and then Harry happens to everyone else.
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Bookmarked by Ellesar
12 Nov 2025
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Wicked Bonds by Rox1968 for Beatificbean, karma_cookie, thedramionearchives (dittanyanddreams), PaperCranePodfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2025
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Seven years after the war, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are brilliant, successful, and perfectly content to avoid each other. But when a mysterious magical flare forces them into an uneasy alliance, long-buried secrets begin to rise—along with a bond neither of them expected.
Haunted by grief and PTSD, Hermione hides behind her work as an Unspeakable. Draco, now a powerful potions magnate, is desperate to save his mother from the shadow of Lucius Malfoy. As cursed blood magic begins to stir, their reluctant partnership sets them on a collision course of dark magic, hidden truths, sexual tension, and laugh-out-loud chaos.
With a slow-burn enemies-to-lovers romance, high stakes, sharp wit, and an unfolding mystery that could destroy the wizarding world, what happens when the ties that bind run deeper, and darker, than anyone ever imagined.
****COMPLETED - DECEMBER 1, 2025****
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- Part 1 of The Bonded Ones
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- 262,745
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- 33/33
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Bookmarked by Ellesar
11 Nov 2025
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Bookmarked by Ellesar
11 Oct 2025