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Jason ducks just in time to avoid being electrocuted with enough volt to down a whale, tutting disappointedly, “Now, now, that wasn’t nice. What if you hit my brand-new jacket?”
“What is your price…” Batman grits out, looking pained, “In return for the pelt?”
Jason’s eyes narrow, fury coiled low in his gut like a pit of vipers waiting to strike. “What piece you talkin’ about, old man? My pretty jacket, or the fur rug?”
“All of it,” Batman snaps, true fury making his voice pitch more towards Bruce than Batman.
“Greedy,” Jason remarks idly, “Don’t anybody teach you that sharing is caring?”
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Jason is a selkie, and his pelt is... a point of contention.
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A young seal begins breaking into the Batcave, stealing food and making messes. Over time they begin to notice his odd behaviors and almost human like intelligence. With all coming to the same conclusion, this is not a normal seal.
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17 Jun 2026
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Based on my tumblr post
Dispatcher is a true hero of his team. He is the one who stands between superheroes and the ultimate evil - entitled idiotic subscribers. Customer service powers of SDN call center operator are at full display for the team to witnessSeries
- Part 1 of Woes of working in customer service
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14 Mar 2026
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a thousand fingerprints on the surfaces of who I am by EmmaSmoke
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
14 Jan 2026
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Loving someone and being loved by them allows people to leave marks on each other using their souls as paint.
So, why is Robert’s skin untouched by any paint?
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14 Feb 2026
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Flustering A Stone Wall
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Z-Team's dispatcher has been described, both by them and others, as a 'perpetually dead inside motherfucker'. He never seems to get bashful, or worked up, at any of their goddamn flirtations.Maybe they've just been going about it the wrong way
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08 Feb 2026