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  1. Public Bookmark 95

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    A heat fic that is more about being in pain than it is about having sex with Optimus Prime, but still both those things.

     

    "Megatron!" Starscream's hammering at the door continued unabated despite his silence. "Get your aft out here and help me you piece of scrap!" Normally that would be enough to make Megatron retaliate, but he was well and truly stuck on the floor. Energon dripped steadily from the re-opened wound in his abdominal vents, mixing with the coolant and water leaking out of his frame. He could barely keep his hands and knees beneath him in the growing puddle of slick.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    "Can I keep one of them, at least?" Megatron asked. "The firetruck. I promise I'll feed him."
    "Megatron!" Optimus ground out. "These are living mechs! They're not... for your entertainment!"
    Megatron, because he sucked, chuckled. "Are you jealous?" he asked. "Of Optimus Prime?"
    "I am Optimus Prime," Optimus hissed.
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    Seven poor Autobots suffer from Primus Apotheosis. Megatron and Optimus try to deal with it.
    Written for MegOp week 2025: idol

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    18 Aug 2025

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    After the Decepticons begin to capture them, Autobot spacebridges are being abandoned. Abandoned space-bridges don't need spacebridge repair crews. Jobless, Optimus ex-prime ends up on a space station, working in a cafe. And then he learns the station is hosting a large conference of warframes

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    16 Aug 2025

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    The man was squatting next to him when he opened his eyes. He saw his boots first; smelled smoke and tobacco and was briefly struck by the stark contrast to the wet rot of the rest of the place.

    He looked up, peeling his face off the floor, to find the man staring down at him, inscrutable as always behind his round sunglasses.

    “Shit luck,” the man said.

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    Or: Ethan and Heisenberg speedrun RE7

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    01 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Hook is fine with giving other Decepticons fake breasts. He doesn't care that much. If everyone thinks it's so cool, then that's their business. He's not really involved, and they're not interested in invoving him beyond having him make simple cosmetic upgrades to their frames. THat's fine.

    He's not really sure what the hell is up with Motormaster, though. Given Motormaster is an idiot, and also won't explain what the fuck he's talking about.

    Motormaster has been on a very interesting forum full of very interesting men. And this whole thing with the fake boobs is really interesting, especially given how they talk about it. He's the most masculine Decepticon ever, right? Surely that means he needs this "top surgery" thing? And besides, the scars look cool.

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    08 Mar 2025