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    Harry Potter and the GUI by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    06 Sep 2024

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    What if the "power the Dark Lord knows not" was Harry Potter's sudden and inexplicable ability to treat the world as if it was a video game?

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    24 Jun 2026

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    The Reluctant Ninja by

    Fandom Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)

    03 Jun 2026

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    CONTINGENCY by

    Fandom Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer

    06 Oct 2021

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    23 Jun 2026

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    A Pathologist's Guide to Getting a Date by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types  

    29 Oct 2024

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    Isabella Marie Swan, 28, had long since grown up. The Cullens left her high and dry, and while she could certainly see how hormones had made her a raving maniac for a melodramatic teenage boy, she did not foresee how much it would rankle to be shown a world where she'd have had all the time in the world—and then be cut off.

    It started with the search for a connection to the ones that left—a medical career, maybe a way to get a glimpse of at least Carlisle Cullen—but she quickly noticed what had really fascinated her all these years: Death—in all of its beautiful, terrible glory.

    Hence, she became a forensic pathologist.

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    Bella Swan is smitten with Death, slightly cynical, and finds it a giggle-worthy idea to move to Florence to work as a pathologist in the Santa Maria Nuova Hospital, a little more than a stone's throw away from one Volterra Castle.

    That was - before she'd had to do four consecutive night shifts because someone was an idiot and didn't clean up after themselves.

    Hence, she sent the Volturi a brain, since they obviously needed one.

    Aro thinks she's flirting. 

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Here We Go Again by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)  

    20 Jun 2026

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    The Bella and Caius buddy time travel fic absolutely no one asked for.
    Eventual Aro/Bella, once Bella and Caius are done slacking off. I mean plotting.

    When Bella saves Edward in Volterra, Aro realizes she is his long awaited mate. Before he can explain, the Romanians attack and Caius escapes with a very confused Bella.

    Everyone thought Caius doesn’t have a gift. Queue Bella’s surprise when she learns he has two. With her help, he will send them back in time to save everyone. Eventually. (His second, arguably more important gift, is that he can eat human food and is up for late night cooking competitions after he gets over his initial disdain for his new sister-in-law.)

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    09 Jun 2026