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“Oh no,” Tim deadpans, looking straight at the camera. “I’ve been kidnapped. Whatever shall I do.”
Tim wants to ditch the quarterly WE board meeting. Jason wants cash. There is a painfully obvious solution here.
Or; Jason kidnaps Tim for ransom whenever it's convenient. Bruce just wishes they’d both ask him for things normally, like regular people.
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- Part 11 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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08 Jun 2026
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“So!” Dick says with great fanfare, throwing himself across Bruce’s designated chair with nary a care in the world.
The Justice League look on with a mix of befuddled awe, like they’ve never seen a child dressed up like a traffic light before. Which they haven't. Bruce mentally steels himself as Dick clears his throat. “Why am I here, you ask? Well, when two people love one another very, very much-”
“You’re adopted.” Bruce says.
Or; Bruce lets Dick attend a Justice League meeting on the Watchtower. Bruce has regrets.
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- Part 2 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 1 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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08 Jun 2026
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Fatherless Behaviour by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
12 May 2025
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Tim gets de-aged, and tells absolutely no one.
He also, in no particular order, gets therapy, does a lot of crime, channels his inner cyberbully, steals another Batmobile, moves to Metropolis (temporarily), causes an Arkham breakout, gets kidnapped, kidnaps someone else, and accidentally becomes a supervillain somewhere along the way.
Parental supervision is for losers.
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- Part 1 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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"Wordlessly, and slowly, Bruce takes one breath after another, composing himself. He hands Jason the slightly crumpled sheet of paper. Jason reads it quickly. Quicker than Bruce, but he reads it again and again and again. Finally snapping with panicked urgency, 'What the fuck is this?'
Bruce, completely devoid of any inflection, forces himself to simply state the facts in front of him. 'That is Red Robin’s two week notice.'"
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Tim really thought leaving would be a lot easier. Both figuratively and literally.
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08 Jun 2026
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He began running down the steps, intending to head to the upstairs gym, only to hear a quiet whining. He stopped in his tracks to find that Titus was crying at the door to the art room. He came up behind the great dane and gave him a pat on the head. “Good boy, Titus” he told him before opening the door.
And that? That was the end of Tim’s good day.
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- Part 5 of Whumptober 2023
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08 Jun 2026