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Rest and Revelations by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater, Celaeno
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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The stars are slowly vanishing.
It's Shockwave's job to stop that, but yesterday a castaway thunked against his ship, the Seraph, and after pulling him out of a ship that was less of a spaceworthy vessel and more of an iron lung, getting his oxygen levels up, and rehydrating him, Shockwave keeps discovering that Blurr is from... just... just a very bad place.
But Blurr is also the first human being Shockwave has seen in ages, and that's playing with his emotions in no small way.
And Shockwave is the single most perfect being Blurr has ever seen, and it's messing with his head in no small way.
Longarm Prime is a snakey-olm-gator-armadillo-lobster alien, and he's very excited to meet the new human he rescued from a doomed timeline without telling anyone that's what he was doing.
Based on Keferon's Space Roommates AU, a Humanformers/Bloody Mary mashup kind of thing. Follows Reach, For The Stars and Without Hope Of Recovery.
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- Part 21 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
- Part 3 of Oh My God They Were Space Roommates
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Without Hope of Recovery by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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Follows Reach, For The Stars.
Blurr is lost in space, sealed up in a shitty little scout ship that's not far from becoming a coffin. He has no idea how he ended up anywhere near Shockwave's very fancy spaceship, or why Shockwave is being so generous, or what to do now-- mostly he's just sure Shockwave is the most beautiful man he's ever seen, and it's stopping him from thinking about anything sensible.
Keferon's Space Roommates AU is a humanformers Bloody Mary AU, and it amused me to let Shockwave take the jaws of life to the Iron Lung.
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- Part 20 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
- Part 2 of Oh My God They Were Space Roommates
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Reach, For The Stars by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
21 May 2026
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Take one AU that doesn't, at the moment, even have its own tag yet. Throw in one question (but how did Blurr get there?), invoke my name, and you get a ficlet I guess?
Or, the ship with the technology to save the stars-- and thus, the universe-- is adrift, because its pilot lost an arm, and the controls require two hands. The alien sent to help him has two arms... but his species never evolved eyes, so he's not as much help as he wants to be.
But when your murky-water-swimming, cave-and-burrow-dwelling evolution gave your species the ability to stretch out alien senses and locate more esoteric qualities than 'edible' or 'inedible,' and the literal fate of the universe is on the line...
Longarm Prime decides to find out just how far he can reach.
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- Part 19 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
- Part 1 of Oh My God They Were Space Roommates
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Fine. Now I'm The Bad Guy. by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
04 May 2026
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Shockwave died in his original, peaceful world, and woke up in a favorite dramatic novel, taking the place of the character who shares his name.
The evil senator, doomed to suffer empurata and shadowplay and die trying to destroy the world, who happens to share his name.
Shockwave felt nothing.
It was difficult to consider his situation, given how his actions and thoughts, lately, had so deeply revolved around his emotions.
He can't try to change his role, his place in the story, or he'll undo this whole second chance at life, so he just has to play along and try to ignore how he feels about the main character Orion Pax.
But this isn't all of that.
This is the aftermath of shadowplay.
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- Part 18 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
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Touch Me Not by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
26 Apr 2026
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Keferon, no, I have other things I need to be doing.
Looking back on an older update with some authorial info that made me go, "Yeah but Blurr's rage-venting wasn't just about knowing bad news was coming, it was also about whatever his situation with Mirage was, we just didn't know that yet."
So now I'm back on my Spellbound bullshit.
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- Part 17 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
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Oh My God They Were Space Roommates by Almighty_Hat
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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Fics based on Keferon's Space Roommates AU, a humanformers Bloody Mary AU. Of important note, I have seen neither Project Hail Mary nor Iron Lung. I am running on vibes, fandom osmosis, and being pretty good at making people feel things using toy robots.
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- 19,568
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- 3
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Keferon-Related Transformers Fics by Almighty_Hat
Fandom Portal (Valve Video Games), The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
31 May 2026
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In this series, which is not chronological, or necessarily connected, I scream about various AUs by Keferon, but in ficlet form. Mostly Spellbound/Mimics/Monster Hunter based, but the TF Portal AU has bitten me hard at least once and may do so again.
- Words:
- 99,569
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- 21
- Bookmarks:
- 26
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From Ash and Dust by Almighty_Hat
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
28 Dec 2025
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Blurr's potion and spellwork successfully carved Shockwave out of the demonic shell that had trapped him, vulnerable and enslaved, at the mercy of anyone who summoned him. Weakened from the ordeal, the pair left the abandoned shrine where the deed was done, the only evidence of a magically-talented knight doing the impossible being the thick coating of purple ash and dust all over the shrine's gray floor. In this AU, Sentinel, a knight, a monster hunter, and a complete crankshaft, found that demonic detritus,
swept it uphad it swept into a neat pile, and restored what he thought was all there was of Shockwave to a state where he could be useful again.The resulting being is made entirely of demonic magic, with no condemned mech at his core. No spark to extinguish, no processor to wipe. He's still bound to obey Blurr's orders, and to answer Blurr without lies, because it was Blurr who summoned him, and he is Blurr's until Blurr dismisses him or dies.
He was only supposed to get a quick one-shot AU, but then something Happened to Blurr and he wouldn't stop growling until I started writing.
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Prompt: "Jurassic World/Harry Potter, Owen Grady + the raptor squad, so it turns out that dinosaurs created with snake DNA can speak parseltongue – which makes Owen training the raptors a little easier (and may change things with the Indominus completely)"
Owen Grady speaks Raptor, but it's a language he learned through immersion, the same way his girls learned English. Owen Grady also speaks Parseltongue, but that's because he's a wizard with a bonus gift. It doesn't change a lot about his work, until it really, really changes a lot about his work.
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Based on the Locket prompt by Para, here, with pairing borrowed from Lilithqueen's "You're dating the HELP?!" series.
The plot of Girl Genius is a delicate and intricate machine, and I'm sitting here throwing rocks in the gears. Please join me in rarepair hell for the adventures of Miss Agatha Clay as she falls hard for the dashing Jägermonster Jorgi! Watch as Agatha discovers the unique charms of sharklike grins! Laugh as Jorgi explains why Jägers are so irresistable to de vimminz! Despair as certain inevitable plot mechanics roll on without us! Facepalm at irony so thick you could spread it on toast!
An AU that grew legs and ran away with me: What exactly are the implications of a hidden Heterodyne falling hard for a Jäger and refusing to get involved in any stupid love triangles with more politically (and socially, and possibly ethically) appropriate suitors?
I will keep writing this until I feel like I'll run it up a lamppost if I go any further. Installment length may vary wildly. Working title for Part 9: Show.
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I just need to get it off my chest (I'm more than you know) by ros3bud009
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
05 Aug 2022
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“He’s not gonna figure anything out because there’s not a single circuit firing in that pretty little head of his.”
Soulmate mark AU in which Swindle takes advantage of their common sparkmate marks to make a mark of Blurr, but then it goes too well.
Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
24 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
The one where Swindle aims a sparkmate con at Blurr and Blurr turns out to be something else again.
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The Decepticons take some humans hostage during a routine energon raid.
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- Part 4 of Deconstructions
Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
04 May 2025
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The one where the Decepticons find out humans can take Cybertronian languages as electives in school now.
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Dress Your Idol in Gold and Ashes by DesdemonaKaylose
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
29 Jan 2020
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The Prime is an intermediary between the planet and its God, a great honor full of rituals and mystical secrecy. Too bad for the powers that be, the new Prime is gutter trash from no lineage of note. And he's about to meet his God for the first time...
Rodimus has his flaws, but if you need a mech to make a brave and reckless stand, there's no one better.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
08 Mar 2025
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The one where Roddy decides to bust a god out of a gilded prison
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Eat Shit and Live, Blitzwing by iliterallydecepticanteven
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
20 May 2023
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The main three concerns on Emily's mind were working her job as an air traffic controller, counting down the days until he maternity leave kicked in, and working through the rough patch in her marriage. And it would all have been relatively simple and easy if it weren't for two giant alien jet robots throwing her airspace into chaos. Thankfully, she found the radio frequency for one of them, so she can tell him exactly how much she hates him.
(Or: Blitzwing and human air traffic controller have beef and yell at each other.)
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 7/7
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Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
27 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
The one where Lugnut and Blitzwing take hostages and/or make friends with local humans mostly accidentally
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It Followed Me Home by inexplicifics for HeathenAlchemist
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Jan 2024
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Serrit acquires a very unusual pet, much to everyone else's dismay.
Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
04 Jan 2025
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The one where that's a really good name for a griffin.
(You should read all of Inex's Witcher stuff but I've read this one so many times it's just. Time to bookmark.)