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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    The last thing Peter sees is Tony's horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that's taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.

    There's a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.

    “Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I'm called Wonder Woman. What's your name?"

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    Rhodey admittedly doesn't know a lot about this kid that Tony not-so-secretly loves, this kid that seems to spend more time at the Tower then not. He'd meant to, he'd wanted to, spend more time with Peter and learn what had made him so special that Tony, of all people, had gobbled him up.

    Not like this, though.

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    A 5 + 2 of our genius Peter Parker. This will be for the people around him who realize how smart the young man is.

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    Everyone and their mother knows that Spider-Man is Iron Man's protégé, the hero slated to one day take Iron Man's place.

    But Tony Stark, Chairman of the Board and Head of R&D at Stark Industries, isn't going to be around forever either. Someday (far in the future, if he has anything to say about it), he's going to need to hand the reins over to someone else.

    And who better than Peter Parker, boy genius extraordinaire?

    (aka Peter Parker gets that internship for realsies and, honestly, it's only a matter of time before he ends up running the place.)

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    Penny stood up from her perch and turned her back to The Tower with the intention of heading back closer to Queens when a bolt of electricity zapped down her spine, causing her hair to stand on end and her chest to clench. She had just enough time to duck down and Shield her eyes before an explosion shook the tower before her, the shockwave knocking her onto her back with a grunt, her vision blurring around the edges as smoke filled the sky instantly. It took her a moment to regain her bearings, her head swimming as she slowly sat up and looked at the wreckage before her. She had to blink a few times, not just to clear her vision from the floating dust and smoke around her, but to truly comprehend what just happened.

    Avengers Tower, complete and whole just a moment ago, had a huge gaping whole right through it's core, fire slowly engulfing it's structure

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    Avengers tower is attacked and Morgan would have been kidnapped by Hydra if not for a very mysterious Spidering who happens to be at the right place at the right time.

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    “They’re bothering you too?” Peter asked, grabbing the bottle of champagne off the table and taking a swig straight out of it like the germy little goblin he was.

    “You want a glass for that?” Tony asked flatly. “Oh, underage boy in my home?”

    “I had a run-in with Nat just this morning,” Peter continued on his own tangent, not letting Tony derail him. “You know, she is so cool and I wanna be her friend so bad-- but all she wants me for is my wacky DNA and my-- big, smart brain.”

    “I’m sure the brain has very little to do with it,” Tony took the bottle out of his hands and wiped the lip of it off with his sleeve before setting it aside.

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    OR: It's Avengers 1, except a reluctant 20-year-old Spider-Man gets caught up in the whole thing. (He just wants to ask his best friend out to the movies.)

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    The last thing he remembers is leaving school. It was a half day, as he’d finished his exams early, texted May about staying over at Ned’s place, sent another text to MJ and then a twitch of his spider senses--

    Then a pinch at his neck, like a bee sting, but deeper. Darkness. Then here.

    Huh. Kidnapped. That’s new. If he was less emotionally dead from finals and sleep deprivation, he’d probably have a stronger and much more appropriate reaction to that.

    At least he's got Captain America and the Winter Soldier to keep him company.

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    “Now. Question of the rhetorical variety,” Tony swiped up a new holoscreen between the two of them, featuring strings of code that Tony had most certainly not written. “This was you, right?”

    Peter, hands stuffed in his pockets, seemed to face a moment of acceptance then, rather than the panic that Tony had been expecting. Although, a kid gutsy enough to have done what he did, to still be surviving after having lost as much as he had, maybe he was actually better under pressure than anywhere else.

    “A denial would be offensive, right?” Peter asked simply. “To your intelligence and stuff?”

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    OR: It’s Iron Man 2, except Peter Parker is the 19-year-old SI intern that doesn’t know how to mind his own business.

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    Peter’s just trying to get his life back on track. Which is proving to be quite difficult when you’re slipping on a red and blue onesie every night to web up bad guys. He hopes that maybe with the help of his aunt and his two best friends, he can get by with a semi-normal life. But, for better or worse, the universe has other ideas. Confronted about what his plans are for after high school, Peter is forced to make some serious decisions for his future. And what’s a better way to do that than apply for an internship program? Well, there were probably better ways, but of course, no one bothered to tell him that. All Peter can do is sit back and watch as his life is thrown into utter chaos; Two billionaires competing over a grudge, family secrets being exposed, dramatic avengers, and of course, villains just waiting patiently in the shadows. Not to mention an unexpected father figure.

    At the end of the day, all peter wanted was a job.
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    Or: The first AU that I'm writing about because I'm bored in quarantine. This story has some major elements of Civil War and Homecoming but I'm ignoring a lot of details from canon. Read the tags!

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    People keep warning Peter that he needs to make good decisions, that he doesn't need to repeat Tony's mistakes. But what happens when Peter isn't the one repeating those mistakes?

    Or Peter thinks he's doing a pretty good job with the whole self-care thing. It's Tony everyone needs to be worried about.

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    "You're going to kindly donate your valuables to our fundraiser, and you're going to do it quickly and without chatter. Or else I'm gonna have to make a mess and I don't really feel like messing up my shoes today."

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    Peter spends a wonderful day in the city with his family when the worst possible thing happens. His family is threatened while surrounded by watching eyes. Keeping his identity a secret isn't even an afterthought, this man just laid hands on his daughter. He picked the wrong family to mess with.

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    "Alright, listen up," the apparent leader says, left hand on his hip and the other aiming the gun at the ceiling casually. "One of you little maggots stole something from me, and I want it back." His eyes sweep the room but when he gets nothing except uneasy shuffling and sniffling he loses whatever composure he had. "The energy core! It went missing from our warehouse and we tracked it here. I know it's here, you little shits, so cough it up or I'm going to start playing eenie meenie miney moe with your little friends." Still nothing. He points the gun at the kids in the bleachers, prompting screams and kids ducking down as best they can, as he slowly turns in a circle to encompass the whole room. "Big! Shiny! Purple! The energy core! Now!" He quivers with rage.

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    Penny has always lived in the school, surrounded by kids like her she isn’t allowed to befriend, teachers who hate teaching her, and the people in the white room whose experiments she does her best to block out. But everything changes when Iron Man, one of the murderous vigilantes called the Avengers, infiltrates her school and makes her rethink everything she thought she knew.

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    Could there be something worse than losing every single memory of someone you love and treasure?
    Yes, Peter Parker could argue. Being the person that was forgotten.

    Iron Man gets injured in a fight, which leaves him with a (temporary?) amnesia, erasing the last few years of his life. Now he’s left with an annoying kid for a babysitter.
    (It is temporary, right?)
    As Tony Stark struggles with his new reality, Peter tries to keep the company running, look out for his mentor without getting himself kicked out of the Tower, and not break down in the process.
    (Right?)

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    When Tony birthday roles around, Peter is invited. But what do you give someone who already had everything?

    After a few emotional moments in Tony's lab, and a mission were Peter finds 2 old Stark Server, the answer is easy. Even if it takes a lot of work to get done in time.

    Add some Genius Peter Parker, a sensory overload, some BAMF fighting, and we got a complete fanfic with all the best things.

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    Peter Parker has just accepted that his peers will never believe in his Internship. Really, lately he has just been trying his best to keep his life in balance between all his daily responsibilities that tug at him for his attention, but then his class comes to his place of work without him knowing about it.
    Peter should never underestimate his 'parker luck'.

    A.k.a I threw my hand in this ring because I love this trope

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    Peter startles awake when someone shakes him.

    “Sorry, honey,” May says. Peter blinks a couple times and she comes into focus, her hair pulled back from her face. She’s trying not to look a certain way, but he can see it in her eyes anyway. She clears her throat, keeps talking. “But it’s…” She glances away, wets her lips. “You gotta get ready.”

    He remembers what day it is, and his heart beats like a drum at someone’s execution. But he tries to put on a mask, make it all seem normal. It’s everything but, despite the fact that he’s been dealing with reaping day since he was born, between himself, Ben and May. That fear that one of them could be taken away. Sent to surefire slaughter. But now Ben is gone, taken despite never having his name drawn from a bowl, and May’s finally safe. Now Peter’s name is in there alone. The last Parker sitting on the chopping block. He doesn’t know how to be. He doesn’t know what normal is, when the Hunger Games are looming on the horizon.

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    He thinks maybe, just maybe, this could be something.

    Something amazing.

    In which Peter Parker has a genius break through, becomes a core member of the Science Bros, and becomes the new face of the twenty dollar bill.

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    “I’m your fairy-” he scowled, looking pained, “you know what, no. I’m not going to say that. It’s ridiculous and not even accurate. I don’t know who invented those fairy tales you humans love so much, but they’re beyond terrible."

    "Wait..." Peter tried to hide his grin, "Are you my fairy godmother?" he laughed, unable to stop no matter how hard he tried.

    The man glowered. "Watch it kid. I could turn you into a frog instead."

    Or

    The Irondad Cinderella AU one person asked for

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