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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    Hashirama Senju wants peace, unity, and a village where everyone gets along.
    Madara Uchiha agrees, mostly because he is running out of siblings.
    Tobirama Senju accepts a political marriage because duty demands it, and because he assumes his future wife will be decent.
    Iduna Uchiha is absolutely not quiet and would like everyone to know she did not agree to this.

    Peace negotiations are signed.
    A village is founded.
    And two mortal enemies are married for the sake of everyone else.

     

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    If you are in for the smut, and smut only, check chapter 14

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    01 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    It was rather unfortunate that Herbert the Foul hadn’t used those filthy inbred hands of his to leave a polite note in his ritual book. One for too curious teenage boys that mentioned what undesirable evils could happen to the soul of a failed Horcrux.

    Had Tom Riddle known one of the consequences would be a rebirth into the body of a pink-haired muggle with a fussy, clingy family of little standing and a world of haughty shinobi just as ignorant as the purebloods—he would have found his damn immortality another way.

    OR: Nara Shikamaru is certain that he is the only person in the village who notices the cruelty in Haruno Sakura’s soft eyes and warm smile. As son of the jonin commander, he takes it upon himself to keep an eye on her. For the village, of course.

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    22 May 2026

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    When Sandaime-sama sacrifices himself to save the Namikaze family during Naruto’s birth, the threads of fate are rewoven. Loose ends have been either tied up or cut off. Lives are changed for better or worse.

    Sakura’s trying to figure out where her fate has landed.

     

    “If we were wolves, you’d be the runt of the litter. Left for dead or eaten alive in the winter.” Her teeth were bared at him in something of a snarl with tears in her eyes. It was an ugly look, she knew, but she’d rather say her piece now if her team intends to leave her behind.

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    22 May 2026

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    Sakura just wanted this war to end, for her teammates to be able to smile together again. Instead, she wakes up in another dimension, loses her ability to swim, and becomes shrouded in more mystery than she cared for. Now she aims to travel the Grand Line, with the oddest crew mates and their eccentric straw-hat captain, in hopes of uncovering answers. But there are forces that conspire at every turn.
    Will the kunoichi be able to handle the life of a pirate?

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    04 Mar 2026

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    One year after the ending of the Fourth War, Sakura had thought everything was finally getting back to normal. Kakashi was training Naruto to be next Hokage, she was running the hospital system, and the village was built back up nearly as good as new. Sasuke, despite being pardoned by Kakashi, had left the village to wander the nations, and she hadn't heard from him in months, though she had been more than happy to keep it that way.

    That is, until she ends up landing in the middle of Fire Country 2 decades in the past after he suddenly appears and sends her shooting through dimensions with his Rinnegan.

    Upon realizing that she won't be getting back to her dimension or time, Sakura decides she might as well try and fix some shit.

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    13 Feb 2026