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  1. Rec *

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    “I want to fuck you before my dick stops working.”

    “You know that’s a possible side effect, right? We don’t know that’s gonna happen.”

    “Mm. If I expect it I will not be disappointed.”

    “If it does, we’ll figure something out. And—“

    “A broken dick is better than a broken brain.”

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    or; ilya takes medication and he can't come like he usually does so they try something new. also emotions and tenderness and love.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Based on The Long Game by Rachel Reid, in an alternate universe where the Ottawa Centaurs’ plane crashes.
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    This profile is a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community. Harmful comments will be deleted.
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    FICBINDING WARNING
    I do not condone misconduct with any of my AO3 publications.

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    only read this if you’re in the mood to sob violently in your bed for 3 hours 🙂🫰

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    @IlyaRozanov81 | How do I get my husband to stop being mad at me?

    @HaydenPike | Replying to @IlyaRozanov81 What did you do now?

    @IlyaRozanov81 | Replying to @HaydenPike I forgot to do the dishes so he put me on a sex ban

    OR: Ilya forgets to do the dishes, so Shane implements a sex ban. He fails.

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    20 May 2026

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    Shane of ALL the kids in the world mine had to go and pick a fight with that of one of the asshole attorneys from the 16th floor
    Hayden is she hot?
    Shane dude
    Hayden sorry force of habit
    Hayden is he hot

    or: two equally stubborn single dads headbutt over a playground fight

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    19 May 2026