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    Remember when Hayden Pike punches Ilya after Shane said not to, right before the announcement of the Irina Foundation? Remember that that was the second time Hayden laid his hands on Ilya in the first month of knowing him?

    Or, Shane gets rightfully fed up after the first month of Hayden's behavior towards Ilya. Punching Ilya was the final straw, so he tells Hayden to pretend he never found out. It sets off a chain of events landing him, happily, in Ottawa a year earlier and with a better support system for both him and Ilya.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    A series of somewhat haphazardly connected social media fics that take inspo from pop/stan culture

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    The MLH has figured out yet another way to keep fan-favorite rivals Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander on opposing teams for All-Star Weekend, but Ilya feels especially "outraged" when he realizes he's also being forced to play against his own rookie, Luca Haas.

    And don't even get Ilya started on having to watch Haas play under opposing team captain Scott Hunter.

     

    OR: Luca Haas goes off to his first All-Star Weekend and he gets put through the wringer. He collects more hockey team dads along the way.

     

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    19 Apr 2026