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Epic Prank by toothpickonsalt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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A-Xian: ok hear me out
A-Xian: I'm sending the most recent contacts on my messages a lyric from their respective number on my workout playlist
A-Xian: i have written what I think their reaction is going to be and as many as I get wrong I will stop listening to Spotify for those many days
A-Xian: and if anybody recognises what I am doing i will block that artist on Spotify
A-Xian: isn't that brilliant
A-Xian: Jiejie?
Shijie: Ah sorry A-Xian. I was so taken aback by the brilliance in your plan I had to take a walk around my house.
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Wei Wuxian thinks of an Epic Prank. With vast consequences and an awed audience.
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"Sam Winchester, I am going to carnally worship your brother whether you are in this room or not."
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08 Jun 2026
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Dark Matter by mysterycyclone
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2024
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The last thing Peter sees is Tony's horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that's taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.
There's a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.
“Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I'm called Wonder Woman. What's your name?"
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- Part 1 of Dark Matter Multiverse
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- English
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08 Jun 2026
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Fine, Come to my Rescue by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
22 Mar 2025
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Batman and the Justice League get captured in a completely ridiculous and entirely unpredictable way. Batman's plans get called into question and by his team mates and a villain that doesn't deserve the name. He decides to abandon them to his best and most vicious general plan; let the kids sort everything out. He just wants to stop sneezing, get home, and have some soup.
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- Part 7 of Batfamily Feels
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- English
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- 12,817
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
06 Jun 2026
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When Dean goes to college, he tells his family that he's dating an amazing girl called Cassie who looks after him and bakes a mean apple pie. In reality though, Cassie is Castiel and he has a penis.
So, imagine Sam's surprise when he pays his brother a surprise visit and finds him in bed with a man.Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
05 Jun 2026
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Or "That Time Dean Asked Cas Out Like An Idiot"
Sometimes Sam wishes that his 8th grade didn't share a school with the 12th grade. It's hard to deal with, but it's a little fun when he gets to see Dean do something stupid.
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05 Jun 2026