thornpunk
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just one night by thornpunk for MaliceLearning
Fandoms: 仮面ライダーゼッツ | Kamen Rider ZEZTZ (TV)
14 May 2026
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Kureha shouldn't have ever let Nasuka drag her back into her life.
And yet...
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fearless and undefined by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
14 Apr 2026
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Symboli Rudolf has a full set of responsibilities as part of a life planned out since she was just a child. She doesn't have time to focus on distractions. So why did she have to fall in love and confess?
Narita Brian seeks to disrupt her status quo, challenge her complacency, and shatter her mask. But will she have to face the fact she's wearing one of her own in the process, and can they find a common ground or will their differences split them apart?
Series
- Part 5 of UmaShips
- Part 2 of the beauty in the broken glass
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my sweetest downfall by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
02 Apr 2026
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Sirius always gets her job done. A 'delinquent' angel who gets too close to mortals in an attempt to help save their souls, she's nonetheless under the purview of the Goddesses.
Rudolf fell a long time ago, seeking a different definition to happiness for all. Her formerly close relationship with Sirius is strained, and she only wishes it no longer was.
But when the gambler under Sirius's watch is in danger, Sirius has to decide what really matters to her. Does she care more about divine order or actually making lives better?
What will she give up to change a life?
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- Part 6 of UmaShips
- Part 1 of heaven cannot help you when you're already in hell
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the colors stuck inside my head by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
25 Mar 2026
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Rudolf has a problem she refuses to admit. Being in love with someone is hard, being in love with your vice president is harder. But perhaps things only go well if you try to seize them.
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- Part 4 of UmaShips
- Part 1 of the beauty in the broken glass
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i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
05 Mar 2026
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Symboli Rudolf may be part of the House of Representatives, heck, she could someday be the Prime Minister, and she'd still have to deal with Sirius Symboli and her magnetic pull on her life.
But perhaps that magnetism goes both ways, and perhaps all Rudolf needs to do is seize back control.
Modern crime AU one-shot with politician Rudolf and yakuza member Sirius.
Series
- Part 3 of UmaShips
Recent series
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heaven cannot help you when you're already in hell by thornpunk
Fandom ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
02 Apr 2026
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- 4,398
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UmaShips by thornpunk
Fandom ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
14 Apr 2026
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- 20,580
- Works:
- 6
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the beauty in the broken glass by thornpunk
Fandom ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
14 Apr 2026
- Words:
- 8,693
- Works:
- 2
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PokeShips by thornpunk
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
19 Feb 2025
- Words:
- 6,912
- Works:
- 3
Recent bookmarks
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The Friend You Can't See by Merilan
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
30 Apr 2026
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After the swift and abrupt end of her own racing career, Agnes Tachyon spends her remaining time in Tracen Academy as Cafe's self-appointed advisor and focuses on her medical needs. However, in the process of doing so, Manhattan Cafe notices that she isn't the only one with a friend that no one can see anymore.
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Light The Fire Among Late Chrysanthemums by Love_In_The_Air_Groove
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
15 Apr 2026
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The Fleetfoot festival is a time of energy and passion for all Uma Musume.
Narita Brian and Symboli Rudolf climb to the top of the mountain in a contest of speed and skill.
They both know there can only be one victor.
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Also-Ran by TickezooEnjoyer69
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
11 Jan 2026
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"Three years of work, of rivalry, of companionship, all undone in a single race.
...Shit—no, no, no, she cannot cry over fucking Daiwa Scarlet on live television! That would be uncool to the max!"
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Or, Vodka wins the Autumn Tenno Sho. It's not what she wanted.
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Winning Ticket and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week at Summer Camp by TickezooEnjoyer69
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
31 Dec 2025
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“She kind of wants to cry, maybe. And that is so weird, saying maybe—not knowing for sure what she’s feeling, not being able to wrap her head around it.
She’s never felt this weird and squishy and bad about anything before—she thinks, at least. Maybe she has in the past, and she just forgot? She forgets a lot of stuff.”
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Or, Winning Ticket pairs up with Gold Ship for morning warmups, and everything goes wrong from there.
Bookmarked by thornpunk
02 Jan 2026
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If this fic has a million fans, then I am one of them. If this fic has ten fans, then I am one of them. If this fic has only one fan then that is me. If this fic has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against this fic, then I am against the world.
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For All My Loneliness by TickezooEnjoyer69
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
29 Jan 2026
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“...Sure,” Gold Ship concludes eventually. “Why the hell not? I’m already here, and it’s not like I’m gonna go off an’ train today anyway.” Slowly, she settles back onto one of her forearms, stretching out the other in a gesture of invitation. “So yeah, do your worst, doc."
“Hah!” Tachyon bellows, an unexpected peal of laughter bubbling up in her throat. “Consider yourself lucky, Ship! You couldn’t even handle my worst!”
Oh, this is going to be the one, she’s sure of it. She’ll pull off the experiment, and then she’ll cure herself and destroy every single race straight through to the Arima Kinen, and then she’ll jet off to Stockholm to become the first professional racer to also receive the Nobel Prize in Medicine.
And she’ll be happy.
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Or, Agnes Tachyon requests Gold Ship’s participation in her latest and most promising experiment. Unfortunately, things quickly get out of hand.