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After trudging through the frozen tundra that is Tokyo in January, Kageyama returns home to a boyfriend eager to help him warm up.
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If I Was A Bad Bitch (I'd Wanna Fuck Me, Too) by teddy_or_something
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
09 Aug 2024
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Reki scoffed. “Oh come on,” he said. “Tell me, Langa. If you were a badass snowboarding chick with nice tits and—” he leaned towards Langa to tug at a strand of his— “silky blue hair, you wouldn’t wanna fuck you?”
“I’m not a tit guy,” Langa said, rolling his eyes. He wasn’t going to entertain whatever the hell Reki was trying to get at.
“Okay, a nice ass then,” Reki amended. He swatted weakly at Langa’s shoulder, pouting petulantly. “Come on man, give it some thought!”
Langa gave him the biggest side eye he could muster. “I am not thinking about that.” But he did think about something else. “I’d fuck you if you were a chick,” he looked Reki up and down, ignoring the dumfounded look on his face. “For obvious reasons.”
Langa and Reki discover a new part of their sex life that they hadn't considered before, and it maybe takes a bit too long for them to realize that it's not just a sex thing.
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They walk throughout the maze that is the Toutsuki resort, taking the stairs up through the floors rather than the elevator. Erina has a sneaking suspicion that Souma has an ulterior motive for dragging her away from the kitchen.
Sure enough, once they reach room 714—a suite, how uncharacteristically tasteful of him—he pulls out his keycard and lets them both inside.
“What are we doing here, Souma?” asks Erina, but she already knows.
Souma steps close enough to tower over her, close enough that she can faintly smell his deodorant. She notices the faint scent of a spicy cologne, too, presumably because he isn’t cooking today. “Isn’t it obvious?” he responds, answering question with question. “You need to relax.”
Erina just folds her arms, ignoring the zing! that shoots up her spine when her forearms touch his solid chest. “And you’re going to do that, how?”
Or, Souma is tired of waiting for the "busy" headmistress to get back to him.
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He says "sweetheart" in English.
It's one of his favorite things about dating Langa. His soft voice, his accent, and his vocabulary. He speaks, and Reki is enamored. He speaks in English, and Reki swoons.
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“Reki,” he said, grabbing his wrist and letting himself fall forward onto the other. He could feel their chests moving together where they touched. “I want to try that position. With the leg up.”
All movement ceased as Reki stared at him in disbelief. “With your massive dong? Absolutely not.”
(Reki did not stay true to his word.)
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Langa and Reki and their Increasingly Ridiculous Sexual Encounters by teddy_or_something
Fandom SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
09 Aug 2024
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my mind is against me, but you are always by my side by teddy_or_something
Fandom Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Nov 2021
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A series of unconnected bkak angst oneshots in no particular order, mostly based around how they support each other when their thoughts get to be too much.
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Workplace Romance by teddy_or_something
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Sep 2021
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glamorous by chytoru for svgvrvstar
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Feb 2025
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The flight from Singapore to Tokyo is seven hours long, and Satoru is losing his mind.
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Satoru Gojo finally joins the Mile High Club
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- Part 1 of exhibitionists 101
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19 Jul 2026
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clumsy by chytoru for halovianblade
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Oct 2025
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Satoru’s neurons don't even process the concept of sex the same way anymore, everything gets filed under Suguru.
He didn't even bother trying to scratch the itch elsewhere, because what would be the point?
Suguru's the only one who can get him there now, he's sure of it.. The only one who can wring him out and put him back together again in the same breath.
So, yeah, like he said—he's completely, utterly, and probably permanently fucked.
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hotel sex, boom
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- Part 2 of exhibitionists 101
Bookmarked by teddy_or_something
18 Jul 2026
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rolling papers by chytoru for svgvrvstar
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Apr 2025
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“How do you do that every day?”
Suguru raises a brow. “Do what?”
“Smoke. You’re always smoking,” Satoru says like it’s obvious. Like it’s weird.
Suguru laughs. “You’re making it sound like I’m an addict.”
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Stoner Suguru converts a nonsmoking Satoru.
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17 Jul 2026
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“Who? Me? Nonsense,” Satoru turns on his heels and offers him a wry smile. “I’m as straight as they come.”
Suguru takes a step back, lips pulling over his canines. “Are you sure about that?”
Satoru hums the affirmative and blindly reaches behind himself to drop the wine opener near Suguru’s feet. He slowly settles on his haunches, holding the heated eye contact, leaning forward just enough to drag his cheek against Suguru’s hardness.
And this is a pivotal point in the game, as well: with Satoru pushing Suguru’s buttons at any opportunity that presents itself.
Satoru bats his eyelashes, nuzzling his erection, devoid of any restraint or shame. “I’m positive, baby.”
Satoru and Suguru want to fuck each other, but both parties hold themselves back from doing so. Who will break first?
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14 Jul 2026
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Unhelpful guide of how to fuck your frat mate by catorus (mithruns)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 Jun 2024
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Gojo Satoru is a straight man.
He has no problems with his sexuality, but he has a lot of problems with one of his frat roommates, Geto Suguru.
After he walks in on Geto by accident, Gojo is entirely sure that Geto threw him a curse. Being cursed is the only explanation for why Gojo can’t stop thinking about how Geto looks when he’s fucking someone.
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Bookmarked by teddy_or_something
13 Jul 2026