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    "Hi, solnyshko.”
    The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.

    He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.

    “Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.

     

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    When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.

    Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    After the Tuna Meltdown and a disastrous game for the Metros, Shane expects the night to end with a flight to Florida. The Boston Raiders should be heading to California. Instead, a sudden security threat grounds both teams and forces them into lockdown together at a secure location.

    As captains, recently rifted Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are expected to set an example and keep the peace... but the tension between their teams may be the least of their problems.

    Because whatever broke between Shane and Ilya might be far harder to contain than the threat outside.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    One day, just to fuck with people, Midoriya Izuku and Bakugou Katsuki hatch a master plan: switch personalities for a day, maybe push said personalities to the extreme, definitely cause several crises amongst their classmates.

    Chaos ensues

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Fucking move, Poe,” Midoriya growls at Tokoyami, who stands in the doorway to the kitchen.

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    It's been eight years since Izuku last logged in. When he gets the chance to do so, he discovers that he's married to a user named Ground Zero. Apparently, the husband he's had eight years ago 「 King Explosion Murder 」 patiently waited and has somehow not divorced him. Also, for some reason said husband is now a professional player.

    Or the one wherein Izuku learns about the horrors of online — not really — dating.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Teachers and Izuku don't mesh well. If Izuku speaks up, he gets in trouble. If Izuku gets picked on, he gets in trouble. If Izuku lets his guard down for one second, he gets in trouble.

    Izuku isn't stupid. He knows UA isn't going to be any different.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Do you want company until your classmates get here?”
    “No, it’s okay,” Midoriya mumbles, face shuttering again.
    (Students lie.)
    “I’ll ask again,” Aizawa says. “Want me to stay?”
    “If you want,” Midoriya says, just hopeful enough to hit Aizawa right where he’s soft. “I wouldn’t mind.”