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    Ilya goes on a roadie while Shane is still on LTIR.

    LISA: Whatever rocks your socks

    NICOLE: Whatever tickles your fancy

    CASSIE: Whatever flips your pancake

    SELENA: Whatever turns your crank

    CAITLIN: Whatever fondles your goose

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    JANE: So, I am currently on FaceTime with Ilya

    NICOLE: Are your clothes on?

    LISA: Nikki asking the important questions

    JANE: It's not important to what I am trying to tell you

    CASSIE: So they're not on, got it

    Or, the in-between messages from Real Housewives of Ottawa

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    05 Jun 2026

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    After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.

    SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that

    CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞

    LISA: 🤞

    CAITLIN: 🤞🤞

    NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞

    JANE: 🤞

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    05 Jun 2026

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    [Text] LaPointe: You two can vote too I guess: which of you is the mom and which is the dad?

    [Text] Ilya: I am papa clearly

    [Text] Shane: We're neither. Because we're not your parents...

    [Text] Luca: That feels like something only a dad would say

    [Text: LaPointe: And not a very good dad 😔

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    or, a month of texts between Ilya, Shane, and their rookies

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    05 Jun 2026

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    [Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend

    [Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone

    [Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?

    [Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane

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    or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs

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