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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    Misanthropic florist Armand must determine whether it was fate or fortune that brought the object of his affection back into his flower shop following a harrowing brush with death.

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    24 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 85

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    “We’re going to yes-and each other to death. That’s how we’re going to die. They’ll have a funeral for us, and they’ll erect a monument that’ll read, ‘Here lies the Devil together with his Minion, who never lost a dare or a game of Gay Chicken in their lives, and who perished in the fallout of a kinky nuclear arms race. Rest in pieces, freaks.’”

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    In which Daniel takes his turn holding the reins, Armand gets to rest while processing his trauma with as much kink as possible, almost no one in the coven bats an eye at their antics, and love unlocks eternity.

    (Sequel to "Daniel Molloy's Incredible Showstopping World Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)". Updates weekly on Saturdays)

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    23 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    When his enigmatic boy, decades removed from the young man he had once been, looks up, it is his own eyes that stare back at him. And in these, his mirrored eyes, Armand sees something like recognition.

    Armand, for all his languages, all the years bearing down on his shoulders, has no words. No words, which might begin to explain why this, the monstrosity he now cradles in his arms, has been his greatest act of cowardice yet.

    Or, an elaborate attempt to figure out what happened after San Francisco and Dubai.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Dennis is not a big drinker. Apparently, the other Pitt staff are. 

    (alternatively: dennis drunkenly tells robby how much he'd like to climb him like a tree. robby deals with this responsibly.)

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Robby has gone from barely being able to watch to not wanting to even blink. He can’t keep his eyes from darting down to where Whitaker’s thighs grip the saddle, how he slides forwards on it with every downward bow of the bull and back as it pushes up. Again and again and again, he rolls with the mechanical bull with a single circular fluid motion.

    It crosses his mind that this might be one of the hottest things he’s ever seen. He doesn’t even try to unpack that thought, it doesn’t even feel like an opinion he can change. It’s just a fact. Whitaker on the mechanical bull is one of the hottest things he’s ever seen.

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    It’s Javadi’s twenty-first birthday party and the Pitt team hit the cowboy themed bar downtown. Whitaker gets on the mechanical bull.

    One thing leads to another.

    **Translation into Русский available**

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    23 Mar 2026