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Lucien wasn’t stupid; he had few delusions regarding his utility. He had real skills, even if they were more suited to a court than a battlefield. His greatest skill was realizing that he was something like a carving knife, or a set of locksmith’s tools. Inert by themselves, they could accomplish many things under the guidance of a craftsman.
Beron didn’t know how to use him, so he rusted. Tamlin picked him up, cleansed him in vinegar, whetted his edge, made him shining, sharp, and new again.
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“You need me to fuck that mood outa you?”
Rust’s fingers tighten a little around his pen, but he doesn’t look up. “Sex is a chemical prank the body plays on the mind,” he says, and ashes his cigarette.
“Yeah, fine,” Marty says, “but do you want some.”
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Carbide Chef: Eyeless King Crab Battle by chimeraproblems
Fandoms: Caves of Qud (Video Game)
27 Nov 2017
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Everything old is new again, and in the far future, in the canyons of Qud, an ancient dream rekindles: a kitchen stadium.
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- Part 1 of Carbide Chef
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15 Apr 2018
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Before the protagonist sets off on Q Girl's latest task, she has to figure out what to do with all these feelings.
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- Part 1 of An Opal In The Monochrome
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15 Apr 2018
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"And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack
How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.
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16 Dec 2017
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Two idiots poke at recovery with a stick.
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