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Lucifer was nothing if not lonely, and so, after the begging and pleas of his friends, he finally accepted to go through a series of blind dates.
Though, when two of his dates mysteriously never show up, only to be replaced with pretty strangers who took pity on the poor man that had just been left hanging, Lucifer’s life starts taking a turn for the worst.
After both unsettling encounters, the two odd and unnerving men, who had taken Lucifer on pity replacement dates, started plaguing every day of his existence.How did he end up having two stalkers tracing his tail?
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Trying to get 'back on the market', Lucifer goes on a few blind dates and ends up meeting two of the biggest red flags you could ever imagine.
Though, afterwards, he keeps on running into both of them all over town, and feels like he’s always being watched…(Delusional stalkers Alastor and Vincent yayay)
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20 Jul 2026
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“Ridiculous,” Alastor hissed. “If you are not here to be serious—“
“I’m not spinning yarns,” Lucifer said, lips pulling back slightly over teeth that were now just this side of too-sharp, eyes a demonic red. “You are a man, and that is my price. One night, as many times as it takes.”
To save his marriage and bring a light back to his wife's eyes, Lucifer resolves to bear the child Lilith cannot—but only a soul can sire a soul, and for that he needs a human, uncorrupted by the ravages of Hell. Slipping his own chains and venturing into the mortal world, his attention is immediately snagged by a powerful summoning and the dark, equally powerful soul at its centre. Alastor is, at once, the answer to Lucifer's immediate prayer, and so the price Lucifer enacts in return for the power Alastor seeks is simple: that Alastor lay with him in the way of men and wives, as many times as it takes. Nothing more, nothing less.
He should have known it would lead to his ruin.
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18 Jul 2026
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( aka "Moocifer: The Fanfic" )
Alastor never wanted a farm. So, after obtaining one in a poker match, he plans on simply flipping the property and selling it for a bit of profit.
Until he realizes the farm came with a cute, small, pink-spotted holstaur. Plans now drastically different, Alastor needs to make a bit of money to keep the farm afloat... and his new cow is willing to provide~
(EACH CHAPTER COMES WITH ART!)
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12 Jul 2026
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Alternatively: A Perfectly Rational Response to Migraines
Vox inexplicably powers off, leaving Alastor and Lucifer to figure out how they can get him back online. In the mid-1950s, Vincent is contemplating his lofty ambitions and is approached by someone who calls himself Lucifer.
Or, the author wanted an excuse to write human-ish AppleMedia and has a time travel addiction.
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10 Jul 2026
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A training session with the younger angels goes awry and leaves Lucifer's soul purified and the very foundation of Hell at risk of destruction. Driven by necessity and perhaps a little personal interest, Alastor takes Samael on tour through the rings on a speedrun to corruption. With a little help from The Sins they can return his memories, save Hell from falling into the void, and just maybe find connection along the way.
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06 Jul 2026