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As Lyonel was doing up his cufflinks, sitting on the bench, Dunk said, “Are you sure this is how it’s supposed to fit?”
Eager for some sort of distraction, Lyonel rose from the bench and went to investigate. “How’s what supposed—oh, absolutely,” Lyonel said, when he saw.
Dunk was in the tuxedo Lyonel had had made specially for him. It was a deep black, short-pile velvet, brushed into a void-like darkness that drew the eye and kept it there. It framed Dunk’s broad shoulders in smooth, gorgeous angles, cutting in sharply at the waist to accentuate his incredible body. Though the bottom of the jacket hid his lovely ass from view, he could forgive it for a while. Let everyone else have imagination; I’m the only one with memory.
Or, there are worse ways to meet the parents.
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- Part 12 of BNCU
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the brideknight by snarwor for fishydwarrows, TheJollyTroubadour
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
07 Jul 2026
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There's not been a Brideknight in Westeros in more than 500 years. Dunk doesn't really know how he got here, but he's got an idea of how to get out. Unfortunately, he's not the only one.
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“Why didn’t you ever tell me about what happened?”
“You’ll have to be more specific, please. A lot’s happened, historically.”
Meryn clenched his jaw, blushing a little and taking a fortifying sip of his drink before saying, “I mean… why did you sail into that storm?”
“Because I wanted to kill myself, Meryn.”
Or, cards on the table.
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- Part 10 of BNCU
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In the stuffy interior of the train, all of what Meryn had learned started to boil up like mercury in a thermometer. Every time he caught even a sidelong glance at his uncle, memories of that night five years ago played in his head, superimposed with the photos of the wreckage, echoing with the story the sailors had told him in the diner. Relentless, memory marched atop the present.
Or, Meryn Baratheon fancies himself a sleuth.
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- Part 7 of BNCU
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Lyonel Baratheon must marry. He decrees to all and sundry that he shall only wed the one who makes him laugh. He doesn't intend for the gods to call his bluff approximately five seconds later.
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no end and no beginning by snarwor
Fandom A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
02 May 2026
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A series of loosely connected oneshots in a canon-divergent setting where Dunk is one of Ser Lyonel Baratheon's squires. Lyonel is doing his best to corrupt the everloving fuck out of Dunk in every way possible. If you see me writing plot for this, shoot me with a gun
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a knight of the monsterfuc-kingdoms by snarwor
Fandom A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
07 Apr 2026
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Joint Witcher Age Play Universe by AC-DD (anarchycox), snarwor, what_about_the_fish
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Dec 2020
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"Okay," Dunk says once the door is shut, "let's get you home so I can give you your birthday present."
Throat tightening around the swell of emotion he's been fruitlessly trying to fight since Dunk picked him up early on Friday to take him away for his birthday weekend, Lyonel gives him a look and weakly says, "you really didn't have to make such a fuss."
Or, Dunk celebrates Lyonel's birthday.
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- Part 13 of BNCU
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19 Jul 2026
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Lyonel calls Dunk three hours after he's boarded the train, and Dunk doesn't even say hello before blurting, "I wish you were here."
"Starting early, are we? My my," Lyonel leers.
Or, Dunk's first visit to Dream's End.
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- Part 11 of BNCU
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06 Jul 2026
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Like every morning they don't spend together, Dunk wakes up to a text from Lyonel.
Unlike their normal good morning text, what he gets today has Dunk squinting in confusion at his screen.
Or, Lyonel gets folded like a lawnchair.
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- Part 8 of BNCU
Bookmarked by snarwor
21 Jun 2026
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"You're sure about this, baby?"
"Yeah."
"I won't be thinking about your pleasure," Lyonel warns, fingertips dancing along his side.
"Your pleasure is my pleasure," he retorts. "If it's too much, I'll tell you."
Lyonel looks him over then, eyes dark, and kisses him with hunger begging to be let loose. Mutters, "get some sleep, then," into Dunk's mouth. "We have a long day ahead of us."
Or: Lyonel works from home during a day of international calls; Dunk is there to make sure he stays relaxed.
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- Part 5 of BNCU
Bookmarked by snarwor
07 Jun 2026
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His first thought upon waking is good gods am I sore.
His second thought upon waking is holy fuck this isn't my apartment.
His third thought as a warm, solid body curls harder into his side, is is this real?
Or: the morning after, and the beginning of forever.
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- Part 3 of BNCU
Bookmarked by snarwor
24 May 2026