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though your eyes will need some time to adjust (to the overwhelming light surrounding us) by snarkivist for pookiescience
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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“Bless you, Alex,” Charles says calmly, handing the boy a tissue as the kitchen table wobbles and collapses, taking everyone’s dinner plates down with it. Darwin's jacket smoulders quietly, smoke rising from its singed sleeve until he looks down and pats at it, smothering the embers.
“Aw man, I was looking forward to that lasagne,” Sean nudges the shattered glass dish with his foot. “Can’t you get sick when it’s the Professor's turn to cook?”
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the First Class team catches a cold. naturally, things only escalate from there.
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the violence it took to become this gentle by snarkivist
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
12 Mar 2025
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5 times Charles is a good parent to the First Class team (and one time that's a little different)
or: Charles and Erik set out to build a team of mutants to fight Shaw and accidentally acquire a family instead.
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to keep us both warm by snarkivist
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
04 Oct 2024
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"Alright," Erik puts his hands on his hips. "Jesus. Who came up with this, seriously? Why are the teaspoons all the way in the back - you drink so much tea, it doesn't make sense to have them... and the- ist das ein Feuerzeug? Why is it over there with the knives?"
"Can't help you there," Charles comments serenely. "Probably my mother, who prioritised accessibility of the corkscrew over most other things in life."
or: Charles doesn't take well to returning to his childhood home. Erik makes soup and rearranges the cutlery drawer.
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- Part 1 of abstract (psychopomp)
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all my love and terror (balanced there between those eyes) by snarkivist for little_bastard_being
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
24 Sep 2024
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Erik is looming over him, a black hole of nothingness obscuring most of the sky, and can't he tell? Can't he tell that he is terrifying - a splintering lie of a person, a flat, unending pit in the fabric of reality, no more his Erik than a crude sketch, a second-hand description, a golem from the stories of Erik's childhood that he'd whispered to Charles at night sometimes, little pieces of his history shaped into gifts.
or: Charles experiences Shaw's death, a narrowly-averted war, and the disorienting powers of the helmet in rapid succession, and then gets shot. He deserves a little panic attack, as a treat.
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- Part 2 of abstract (psychopomp)
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on the practical limitations of tea as a love language by snarkivist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Aug 2024
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“Okay,” Martin says quietly. “Okay. What do you want, Jon?”
“I want us,” Jon mumbles, watching Martin’s thumb drawing circles over his pulse point. “I want you, I want to stay in a relationship with you and do everything we used to do. I just don’t want, um… intercourse.”
or: mum said it’s my turn on the “Jon comes out to Martin” fic
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abstract (psychopomp) by snarkivist
Fandom X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
05 Oct 2024
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how familiar the danger by LiterallyThePresident
Fandom Nimona (2023), Nimona (Webcomic)
09 Aug 2023
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07 Jun 2026
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Smoke and Belladonna
LiterallyThePresident“Well, well, look what the cat dragged in and pissed all over.” an irritatingly familiar accent spoke from behind him, and Ambrosius turned his head to greet his wayward informant, biting back a scoff at the provocative way he leaned against a half-rotted door frame, just waiting for him to notice.
“Ballister.” he greeted tersely, “You weren’t followed?”
“Who do you think you’re talking to?” Ballister grinned, bathed in the purple neon glow, “Your faith in me is, as ever, flattering.”
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in which Ryland Grace throws hands by LiterallyThePresident
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 May 2026
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A curious Eridian breaks into Grace’s biodome while he’s sleeping, and learns that a human scared out of sleep will often wake up swinging
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07 Jun 2026
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in which Ryland Grace throws hands
LiterallyThePresidentA curious Eridian breaks into Grace’s biodome while he’s sleeping, and learns that a human scared out of sleep will often wake up swinging
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knowing that she would not survive the flight, by piqu3d for cedardivine
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
11 May 2026
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Eva and Ryland are five years married when the Petrova Line is discovered. After Dubois and Shapiro are killed in the lab explosion, Eva has to send her husband to his death.
Nothing is different, but everything is different.
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- Part 2 of phm anthology
- Part 1 of laika
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knowing that she would not survive the flight,
piqu3dEva and Ryland are five years married when the Petrova Line is discovered. After Dubois and Shapiro are killed in the lab explosion, Eva has to send her husband to his death.
Nothing is different, but everything is different.
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Baby Bird by disasterdrow, Taraxinium
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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28 May 2026
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let all the children boogie
disasterdrow, TaraxiniumAfter four years of space travel, Grace and Rocky are finally approaching Erid. Grace has been working hard to learn Eridian, but two days out, disaster strikes - his keyboard is broken and Rocky is hurt.
Luckily, Grace can speak some very basic Eridian with his single set of vocal cords. Unfortunately, he sounds like a newly hatched baby Eridian when he does.
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affection and other cravings by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness
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affection and other cravings
JustStandingHere“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness