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    Whatever he thought he would find, it most certainly wasn't this.

    The first thing he sees is soft, floppy ears. A rabbit, he thinks, until it tilts its head up and Michael is staring into soft hazel eyes set into a round, pale face.

    A rabbit hybrid. A bunny-boy.

    The boy's eyes widen, and he makes a quiet noise in the back of his throat, crawling backward away from the tree. The scent of vanilla sharpens into something harsher — something scared.


    Sir Michael's sacred oath to the crown is his sole focus and purpose in life. That is, until he meets a sweet little rabbit in the woods, who urges him to reconsider what he truly cares for most — his duty, or his happiness?

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Anyways, the point is, Will thinks, that maybe his ghost roommate has escalated from small pranks and is actually now watching Will. Will supposes that's fine, but he does think that maybe it's a little perverted of the ghost to watch Will masturbate. Will trudges back into the house to wash his hands in the kitchen, crinkling his nose. He probably should be more upset about having a perverted ghost roommate, but sue him, he's lonely (and kind of horny).

    Will dries his hands off on an old dish towel and resigns himself to spending the rest of the afternoon on the couch, lounging around and flipping through channels on the staticky box TV.

    Maybe his perverted ghost roommate likes The X-Files too.

    In which Will thinks that his house is haunted (and he's right).

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    12 Jun 2026

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    In a book that’s sitting on their coffee table, aptly titled What to Expect When You’re Expecting, Will tabbed a chapter called “2nd Trimester: The Honeymoon Phase”. According to Heidi Murkoff, he can say goodbye to morning sickness (thank God) and say hello to, well, increased everything in the second trimester: increased appetite, increased energy, increased libido. And indeed like clockwork, he found out why the second trimester was called “the honeymoon period”.

    OR;

    Three instances in which Will lets his second trimester hormones get the best of him, +1 time in which they get the best of Mike.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Before he can do anything about it, Will feels Mike's hand grasping at the back of his neck, and thinks oh, he's going to grab my hair, already buzzing at the idea. But Mike does not grab his hair.

    Mike grabs one of his fluffy ears. 

    And pulls.

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    22 May 2026

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    There’s a split second where nothing happens. Mike just gawks at him, frozen mid-sentence.

    His expression is blank. His eyes dart down Will’s body once before they snap back up, obviously forcing himself to look at his face.

    Will’s stomach drops. Maybe this was a bad idea, after all.

    “Uh.” Mike blinks slowly, then blows out his cheeks, like he's shaking himself out of a trance. “You’re… Princess Leia?” He says it like a question, voice pitching up at the end.

    Will plans a surprise for Mike’s birthday. Mike reacts appropriately.

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    06 May 2026