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Confessions of Love (That Ain’t Never Gonna Come) by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Sep 2023
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Hal should’ve known better than to underestimate the man. This was Bruce Wayne, and Hal Jordan knew exactly two things about Bruce Wayne with absolute certainty:
1. He’s Batman.
2. He’s breathtakingly gorgeous.And honestly, Hal was only 97 percent sure on that first thing.
Hal and Bruce have casual sex. And then they have it again... and again... and again... and they might hold hands a few times... and talk about their feelings...
But it's definitely very, very casual.
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Promises You Can’t Keep by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Jul 2023
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“The kid refuses to wear real protection, for fuck’s sake,” Batman continued. “Robin insists on wearing that damn leotard to fight gang members that have been in prison longer than he’s been alive. He was reciting statistics to me the other day about Gotham’s homicide rate.
“He’s a child, Kal. He shouldn’t even know the word homicide. He should be memorizing state capitols and the difference between stalactites and stalagmites. All I want is to swaddle him in bubble wrap and Kevlar and full-length pants, but he won’t let me.”
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No, Clark, Batman is not trying to create child soldiers. Yes, he might be doing it by accident.
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I Wanna Marry a Lighthouse Keeper by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Jan 2023
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After Tartarus, Annabeth isn’t okay. She knows she’s not okay—how could she not? But she’s also scared of asking for help and risking the possibility that nothing can make it better.
Or: Annabeth has a panic attack in her high school bathroom and reflects on her pain.
Or (even more accurately): Annabeth is having an absolutely terrible time.
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i'll see you when we're both not so emotional by stillagoose (tinytaeil)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 May 2026
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This was a relatively new arrangement, still strange, sometimes uncomfortable, and Hayden was still learning the difference between Rozanov’s insults being playful or just mean. Some days it is easier, when Ilya cushions them with a softer hand, smoothing down the hair that he just tugged, other days, like today, it feels harsh and horrible and vindictive, as Hayden falls clumsily back onto the covers and Ilya swoops in where Hayden had been kissing a line down Shane’s chest. It left him feeling a little hollow, rotten, an aching pit in his stomach opening wide.
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The complexities of fucking your best-friend and his husband while your wife is leaving you, your life is spiraling out of control, and there's a thirst in your blood for violence every time you step on the ice.
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I can hold the weight of worlds (if that's what you need) by bluesweatshirt
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Feb 2021
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Tony Stark was awake, and he was looking for his son.
Every radio station was talking about it, much to her annoyance. She flipped through, trying to find a station that was playing some actual goddamn music, to no avail.
“According to Stark, Peter is sixteen, about 5’8” tall, and he has brown hair and brown eyes.”
“Oh, great,” Alejandra scoffed. “That really narrows it down.”
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26 May 2026
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“I think we should pretend to date,” Robin says.
“What?” Steve sputters.
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15 May 2026
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“Just hit me or something.” The words crack like a glowstick.
Something glows in Robby. Neon sludge threatening to bubble up and seep from his lips. Hit him? He’d considered it. Often. He’d feel better. Probably. But only if his fist hurt. Only if his own knuckles were battered as a result. Only if the pain was brutal enough to cross the threshold from mental to physical and leave them both maimed. He thought about what the aftermath of that would be. The shadows would be left with a very sad dance floor.
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13 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
note to self: end your reread with chapter eight. choose kindness.
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Frank Langdon was destined for a great career in medicine until a tragedy forced him to return to his hometown. His isolation is shattered when he crosses paths with Michael Robinavitch, a doctor whose motorbike breaks down in his world. What follows is a tumultuous love affair between two damaged people that will have devastating consequences.
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12 May 2026