pissing
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
A backstory taking place over twenty years, from how House and Wilson met all the way to canon.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 103,374
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 68
- Kudos:
- 678
- Bookmarks:
- 205
- Hits:
- 25,309
Bookmarked by pissing
28 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Notes
i read this for the first time 18 fucking years ago. still slaps
-
love dares you by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
“Thank you,” the woman says, though she’s looking past Peter when she says it. She leaves without another word, and when Peter turns around, he finds the man standing freed in the middle of the alley, flicking chunks of webbing off a knife.
He glances up at Peter once the woman is gone. “No need to thank me, Spidey! Just doing my due diligence as a spandex-wearing anti-hero-type.”
“I wasn’t going to,” Peter says.
“Yeesh, rude much?”
“Heroes don’t kill people.”
“I said anti-hero, baby boy. And we very much do kill useless rapist garbage.”
Or: Soulmate AU, but you only find out who your soulmate is after having sex with them.
Series
- Part 3 of spideypool soulmate fics
Bookmarked by pissing
04 May 2026
-
Thirst trap by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
Deadpool starts to send Spidey shameless thirst traps. Naturally, it escalates.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,520
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 414
- Kudos:
- 1,737
- Bookmarks:
- 182
- Hits:
- 13,984
Bookmarked by pissing
19 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
He was cursed, he knew, by his own actions. Had he listened to his own heart, Arthur wouldn't be stuck, repeating the same day again and again. But while time looped itself, Arthur's mind did not. Merlin couldn't help him this time. He would solve it on his own; he had to.
Arthur's terrible no good very bad Groundhog Day.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,981
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 33
- Kudos:
- 226
- Bookmarks:
- 63
- Hits:
- 2,292
Bookmarked by pissing
20 Jun 2026
-
Beggars riding ugly ponies by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
Deadpool and Spider-Man encounter a powerful magical being in the New York night. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
“Make your wish,” she orders again, and her voice echoes with a thousand other voices.
“Any wish within those rules?” Deadpool asks the woman, sounding interested. “I wish Spidey were in love with me!”
Spider-Man turns to him sharply. “What? What kind of a stupid—“
“That way, you’d be a lot nicer to me,” Deadpool interrupts defensively.
The woman nods once.
“So it shall be,” she says.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,729
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 618
- Kudos:
- 1,384
- Bookmarks:
- 199
- Hits:
- 17,975
Bookmarked by pissing
16 Jun 2026