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Reclaiming Innocence by MurtaghMorzanson
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
15 Nov 2022
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Jason Todd was kidnapped at nine-years-old and given two options. Work for his keep, or be forced to to work for his keep.
His life was not pleasant, but Jason was nothing if not a fighter, and dammit if was he going to let the hell around him kill who he was as a person. Or his dreams of growing up and going to college.
Those dreams suddenly came a little more into focus, when his idiot of a pimp accidentally tried to rent him to Bruce Wayne. Poor bastard could have never guessed he was the Batman himself. Heck, not even Jason figured that out, at first. And Batman had practically adopted him.
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- Part 1 of Reclaiming Innocence
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12 Jun 2026
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Situationship From Hell by birdwatching
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
17 May 2026
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She rolled her eyes, refusing to feel stupid for this. “You could at least be civil, asshole. We are technically siblings.”
Dick’s taunting face suddenly turned cold and stony. “I’m not Bruce’s son. You’re not my sister. You’re just another orphan living in this house.”
Her first meeting with Dick was something awkward and carefully orchestrated, but that’s usually the one that comes to mind most when she thinks about the beginning of their relationship.Jay thought it was a dream come true when she was picked up off the street by the richest guy in Gotham, especially when he proved himself to be a decent man. The only problem is the asshole who lives down the hall from her.
Bruce and Dick had a good thing going for almost seven years before he decided to take in a random kid, and Dick makes his problem with it abundantly clear.
She hits puberty eventually.
(random updates)
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10 Jun 2026
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The BAU is No Place for a Bat by Rosie_the_Fanfic_Reader
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
10 Jun 2025
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She sighs again, “you and that damn hero complex.”
Dick shoots her a grin, “is it a complex if I actually am a hero?”
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The BAU gets a new recruit. he's young, charming, and all of his answers lead to more questions.
It's one bat vs. six of the best profilers in the world and the second best tech goddess in history so it's really anyone's guess whether Dick Grayson will learn all their secrets before they learn his.
It's okay, though, he only has to last long enough to either keep Emily Prentiss alive or figure out if she's working with a mass terrorist.
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31 May 2026
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Jason Todd goes to Titan's Tower to send a message. He won’t kill Robin there, no—that wouldn’t be poetic enough. Instead, he’ll torture the cuckoo to death and dump his body in the Nevada desert, never to be found—ensuring he has enough fingers and toes to mail Bruce for the next twenty years.
Only when the time comes, Jason…can’t do it.
Now he’s stranded 3,000 miles from Gotham with nothing but a smart-mouthed Robin, a beat-up pickup truck, and a dream.
You know what they say: take me home, country roads.
Or,
Jason goes to Titans Tower to attack Tim. Instead, the two road-trip across the country from San Francisco back to Gotham. Featuring greasy diner food, shitty motels, talks about trauma in the bed of a pickup truck, and as many metaphors about roads as I can possibly cram in here.
OR OR,
Jason drives forever and ends up exactly where he started.
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20 May 2026
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The Dark Side of the Looking Glass by writersagainstwritersblock
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Apr 2026
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As a general rule, Bruce believed time, space, and dimension were not to be messed with. However, in this case seeing as an alternate universe’s Batman had come to their universe with the intention of killing him, replacing him, and tearing down their Justice League from the inside so his Justice League could implement their own brand of justice on as many universes as possible, it seemed like a problem best not left to fate.
“I say we take the fight to them,” Hal said. “If they want to go around messing with our dimension, then fucking up theirs is fair game.”
“Play on their home turf? No way,” Barry said. “They’re bound to realize their plan didn’t work eventually and then they’ll have to bring the fight to us.”
“And who knows how many other unsuspecting civilians that may be caught in the crossfire of their attack,” Clark said.
“I say we find out everything this imposter knows and then face them head on,” Diana said.
“Oh please, if that doesn’t work on our Batman, there’s no way it works on evil Batman,” Oliver said.
“Bruce?” Clark asked.
“It was a good plan,” Bruce said.
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13 May 2026