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    He doesn’t mean for it to happen that way. He sees the asphalt before he reaches it.

    He thinks, Ilya.

    He doesn’t remember much after that.

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    SHANE HOLLANDER, CAPTAIN OF MONTREAL METROS, FOUND UNRESPONSIVE AFTER FALLING FROM APARTMENT BALCONY
    The incident occurred mere hours after rumors of the hockey star’s sexuality started circulating, stemming from an online video of a private conversation between the young captain and actress Rose Landry. There is no update on his current status after being moved to…

    Or, Shane gets outed and accidentally hurts himself, the world thinks he's tried to end his life, and Ilya struggles to come to terms with mortality in more than one sense of the word.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    PLANE CARRYING OTTAWA CENTAUR’S HOCKEY TEAM, COACH, PERSONNEL, REPORTEDLY LOST CONTACT, PRESUMED MISSING -

    Shane’s eyes scan over the words, once, twice. It’s not true. It’s some mistake. He knows it.

    “Lost contact?” Hayden asks, his tone a mix of concerned and confused. “What’s that mean? Like they lost their ability to communicate? Won’t that make landing hard?”

    J.J. frowns. “I do not think they will be landing,” he says solemnly.

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    The Ottawa Centaurs plane crashes in the Canadian wilderness. Shane tries to get answers while Ilya tries to stay alive.

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    30 May 2026

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    Rose fixed him with a considering look.
    “Shane,” she said seriously. “This might come as a shock, but I think I need to ask: do you know you’re hot?”
    It surprised a laugh out of him despite himself. “What?”
    “Like I’m sure you’ve had people tell you that, or Ilya at least has,” she continued, ignoring his blush. “But do you know it?”

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    Shane buys a crop top.

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    29 May 2026

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    Ilya pulled out a small packet of lube from his pocket and then finally kicked his sweat pants off, slicked his spent cock, and dropped into the wide armchair, legs spread wide.

    “Now, be a good boy and sit on my dick, Hollander, while we watch you lose.”

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    16 May 2026

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    Rozanov cocks his head to the side curiously. “This is porn thing?”

    “It isn’t a porn thing!”

    “It feels different?” He asks, nosing along his throat. “For you?”

    “I don’t know, but I don’t think so.” Psychologically, yes; physically, probably not. He hadn’t felt whatever Rozanov had clearly felt the moment the condom broke. “Though I think it’ll feel different for you. Maybe better.”

    Rozanov pulls away until they can look each other in the eye.

    “I always feel good with you.” It doesn’t feel like a compliment, but like he’s making a point. “You don’t need to do this for me.”

    “I know. I want to do it.” Shane insists.

    Shane and Ilya experiment. It's a success.

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    13 May 2026