ninja_nerd

a clean, aesthetically pleasing row of off-white #2 pencils, engraved with various phrases that all basically say "fuck this shit"



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    Robert accidentally gets hit with an aphrodisiac combined with demon's blood.
    Since he's relatively normal, it affects him the hardest (see; at all).

    More fool him, he supposes.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    A collection of adventures leads to a kindling connection between you and Caine. How long can a relationship last, if it's built on fear?

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    18 Sep 2025

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    A collection of short smut fics featuring some of the author's favorite Date Everything! characters!

    Updates will be random, unpredictable, and likely posted at 3 in the morning

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    30 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    Lucy and Cooper spend one week trying to move past an unsatisfactory first time. They handle it with all the grace and subtly one would expect.

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    When she’d asked Max if he wanted to have sex, she hadn’t felt the silence before his answer so heavily. It was something to relieve stress. A way to pass time.

    Lucy wanted the Ghoul to say yes with an intensity she didn’t recognize.

    Finally, after approximately two nuclear winters, he nodded once.

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    22 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Lucy finds herself at a beach resort, following a lead as she pursues her recently kidnapped father. The world outside the Vault-Tec community in which she was raised is foreign to her, but she is determined to find answers. What she discovers is Cooper Howard, a washed up and blacklisted actor, working as a performer and searching for much the same as she. He is far from the actor she grew up admiring, and her attraction has hardly faded, but despite his disillusioned attitude, Cooper is the only person who can give her the information she needs.
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    Don't be misled, this is a goofy, sexy au, I promise.

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    27 Apr 2025