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Will loses a bet and has to wear a dress to the school dance. Luckily for him, his secret crush very much approves.
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Will gets a nosebleed at Hannibal's house and Hannibal helps, in a horny way, and then they are horny together. The working title for this was The Erotic Nosebleed. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I know this is the Hannibal fandom but I still feel obligated to say if you think you may be grossed out by reading about an erotic nosebleed, please don’t read this, I won’t mind. If, however, you happened to enjoy it, please let me know so we can be weird together.
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A cracky, hallucinatory, magical realism trauma-processing AU set in Digestivo, after Will rejects Hannibal and before Hannibal turns himself in. This AU explores Hannibal being so distraught after Will breaks up with him that he loses his mind a bit while he contemplates his next move.
This was inspired by Bedelia telling Will in TWOTL “Can’t live with him, can’t live without him,” which, me being me, made me think of the song Rolf sings to Kermit in the Muppet movie after he has troubles with Miss Piggy (Hope that Something Better Comes Along), which then made me think “what if Muppet Movie but Hannibal?” And then I did the thing I always do which is make it about trauma.
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AU in which Martin Blackwood is a massage therapist who gets a referral from one of his regulars, Georgie, who's concerned about her friend Jonathan Sims' constant hunching over. Jon is not keen immediately. Also Sasha bullies Martin into getting a personal life, so he goes to a pub quiz and meets one Tim Stoker.
A story about recovering from trauma and letting people in.
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Jon makes a surprise for Martin during their stay at the safe house in Scotland, but Martin has a surprise of his own.
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oral support by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Apr 2026
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At a routine dental check up, Dr. Scott Hunter thinks the bruising in Shane Hollander’s throat is most likely some kind of eating disorder.
Ilya would place his bets elsewhere.
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12 May 2026
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and i think i’d miss you, even if we’d never met by mostardentlyy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander refuses to show up to Rose Landry’s wedding alone after having his heart broken by the man-of-honour.
Enter Ilya Rozanov, charming date-for-hire and possibly the hottest man Shane has ever seen. Shane needs him to play the perfect boyfriend for just one weekend.
Trouble is, Ilya may be a little too good at the job.
or: Ilya is worth every cent but won’t accept any money and Shane is about to become the biggest cliché of all time (who falls for the guy they hired to be their boyfriend?).
Client!Shane x Escort!Ilya
💸The Wedding Date inspired AU- Language:
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24 Mar 2026
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i'll let you set the pace ('cause i'm not thinking straight) by aidaninkling
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Apr 2026
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And oh, Ilya was a weak, weak man.
Because Shane had clearly gotten the wrong advice from someone along the line.
And as his RA, his mentor and guide in the first year of Shane's college career, he was meant to correct that. Steer his charge clear of such horrible, terrible ideas as asking their “straight” RA to teach them how to kiss behind their boyfriend's back. Say no, malysh, you really don't need to worry about this, your first kiss should be with someone you love and trust and really want to kiss.
“Okay,” he said, instead, and thought that at least he wasn't going to be sent back to Russia.
He was going to be sent straight to hell.
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- Part 1 of these horny fucking college kids
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22 Mar 2026
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return of spontaneous circulation by blongblong
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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paramedics!hollanov verse. (it’s mostly porn)
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19 Feb 2026
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“Fuck, look at you,” Ilya breathes. “Ask me for it again.”
“Hit me,” Shane says instantly, not a moment of hesitation.
“Is your face not sore? You still want more?”
“It’s sore,” Shane answers. “Please. I want more.”
“Fuck,” Ilya hisses, and he extends his arm out, muscular and powerful, and he brings it down hard, harder than any of the previous smacks. This one makes Shane’s head reel, his entire upper half jolting in response to it. Ilya watches in concern and fascination, gauging his reaction.
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Ilya's playful slap during the Hayden phone call scene awakens something in Shane.
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02 Feb 2026