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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    He hasn't slept in forty hours and it's too loud under his skin. He's got a beer and a new cracked tooth, one of the front ones, but Ginger’s watching him like he’s Miss Tits America.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Miss Tits America

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    request:

    patrick loses a bet w art and ends up wearing a cute lil tennis skirt for a practice match, but it backfires horribly bc patrick is feeling his oats and art cant fucking focus for shit. like hes WHITE KNUCKLING the racket

    "patrick. please stop"
    "what? this is so breathable i should wear this every time "
    [the most deliriously horny hes ever been in his life] "please for the love of god STOP"

    tashi walks by appreciatively and is like hey zweig. good form [nice ass]. maybe it gives her ideas and she goes online lingerie shopping. idk i just think his thighs would look good in garters. smudge some eyeliner on him while youre there idk. im just spitballin here boss
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    perfect summary from the request that made me write this, thank you <3

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    12 May 2026

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    Ilya:
    9/10 she had freckles

    Shane:
    7.5/10 Medium dick but he ate my ass like he was starving for it

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    Shane and Ilya call it quits after the All-Stars game when Ilya says they can't be anything. He says no one will fuck Shane like he can, and Shane takes that personally, starting a two year cycle of sending each other ratings of the other people they fuck

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    29 Apr 2026

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    spitting, but also, love

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    Ilya rocks his hips up. “No, Hollander. Keep up. I want to meet your dildo.” He enjoys enunciating the word. Tries to give it a bit of a whiny Canadian inflection. “You remember? You told me about him, back in Vegas.”

    Hollander blushes beautifully and says, “That’s private.”

    “Hollander. I know the taste of your ball skin.”

    “That’s—Jesus, don’t say it like that. I can show you, but. Only if you promise not to be a dick.”

    “Best behaviour,” Ilya promises. “Will say only nice things.”

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    23 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    There’s darkness, cut through with a pinch of shadowed blue. Maggie knows she is on the verge of something but feels like the sensation ought to be drawn out, pulled further, pushed to a limit she hasn’t tested before. Dawn just before breaking. Something hums inside that darkness and she hungers for it without knowing its name, though she wants to.

    She has everything she needs but there is still so much left to explore.

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    10 Mar 2026