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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has very little time for something like a relationship. She's far too busy trying to run the Bureau for Endangered Creatures efficiently, dealing with budget cuts and ignorant ministry officials and finding a way to somehow restore her parents' memories, who are still in Australia and none the wiser about the existence of their daughter.
When she discovers that the Wizengamot plans to use Draco Malfoy as a scapegoat whilst dealing with elusive Voldemort loyalists, she offers to testify for him. She's not quite sure how it led to her trying on wedding dresses under the watchful eye of Narcissa Malfoy.
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27 Apr 2026
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A Ministry Party. A drunk blonde. A freak snowstorm. A surprising confession.
When Draco Malfoy reveals something unexpected while drunk off his arse at the pub - Hermione is shocked. When he promptly passes out after his friends abandon him at said pub, she has no choice but to take him home with her while he sobers up - despite all the reasons she doesn't want to.
Now, a freak snowstorm and a short circuiting Floo system mean they're stuck together for the weekend.
Add in meddling friends, missing wands, and cinnamon rolls, and you have a recipe for delight.
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"Granger - Can you even -hic- be bad at something, if you've -hic- never -hic hic- actually done it?"For the first time in her thirty-two years of life, Hermione Granger's mind was a complete blank. Empty. Unable to compute the question that had just rolled from between Malfoy's lips. She stared vacantly back into the darkness, just able to make out his frame on her worn sofa, as his words turned over and over again in her brain.
Malfoy - was a virgin?
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29 Nov 2025
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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22 Nov 2024
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19 Nov 2024
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When Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her Seventh Year as Head Girl to Draco Malfoy's Head Boy, she's prepared for anything. Or so she thinks. But when a portkey takes her to Malfoy Manor just days before the winter solstice, she finds her whole world flipped on its head as she's plunged into a secret marriage with the one person she'd never expected to like, let alone love.
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- Part 1 of Rites and Rituals
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19 Nov 2024