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This Place Will Become Your Tomb by lixdoesntknow
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Apr 2026
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In the beginning, I didn’t even know what to write. Even if I did eventually learn charms to protect the journal from prying eyes and sticky hands, it’s not like I wanted to declare “Hello, I'm Basilton, your local hopelessly queer vampire! Here are my most embarrassing thoughts,” on the first page.
Once I had (shamefully) committed to the idea of writing in a diary, it became easier to let it out: daily entries, drifting thoughts, pro and con lists, poetry, and heartfelt confessions began to fill the pages until it felt normal. Until the shame and doubt melted away, leaving nothing behind but catharsis. Until I filled the book to the brim and had to decide if this would be A Thing I Did.
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A Pity She Does Not Exist by Mr_cravat
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
20 Nov 2025
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Simon Snow is wearing a dress. Be still my undead heart. Be still-er.
(Inspired by the song "Andrew in Drag" by The Magnetic Fields)
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'I don't know how else to describe her but ethereal.'
Simon develops a crush on a regular customer at the bookstore he's working at.
Things get confusing for him when a new customer comes looking exactly like a masculine version of his crush.
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In which Baz finds he rather likes having Simon walk in on him 'taking care of himself' and starts redirecting his plotting towards making it happen again.
(Formerly: 5 Times Simon Walked In On Baz Wanking and 1 Time He Told Him To, literally nothing else has changed, this is the exact same fic. It just needed a title that wasn't shite. Also it ended up only vaguely a 5+1 so...)
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scenes for things to regret by nymphs_0f_n0cturnal
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
22 Jun 2026
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My heart is racing. I didn’t know it still beat. I’m not asleep but I can’t open my eyes. Which makes me sad when I remember Snow is here. I don’t realize he’s touching me, mouthing me until he pulls his mouth away and the cold of the room hits me where I was warmed over. It feels too good to move, but I try anyway. My head rolls to the side which makes the room spin when I open my eyes. That feels bad.
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I’m glad the room is dark, and that Snow is tucked safely into his bed, away from me. Because I’m sure I’m flushing beet red, despite my… pale inclinations. I rarely find myself speechless, but I’m at a loss on how to respond. Is he really asking me to do what I think he is?
“Just so I’m sure I understand, the pixie said ‘get fucked’ and now you need somebody to…”
He growls, frustrated that I’m making this difficult for him. But I can’t let myself get this even a little bit wrong.
“‘Get fucked’ means get fucked, Baz. It means I need you to do that to me.”
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After an unfortunate run in with a pixie, Simon finds himself in an extremely intimate and mortifying kind of trouble. Who else could he possibly turn to other than his lifelong enemy/roommate?
Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
26 Jun 2026