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    “I’m sorry, but my answer is no. Someone else might be willing to switch if you ask.”

    “I can’t believe—this is unacceptable! I’m going to call the flight attendant over and get this sorted out right now!”

    Flustered and cornered, Shane injects his Captain Voice into the conversation. “Ma’am, I understand that you’re upset, but I paid for this seat and am going to stay here. You’ll have to find someone else willing to change places or just fly with the seat you booked. I’m sorry I couldn’t help you.”

    She hisses like a goddamn tea kettle, and starts to say, “You are the most selfish man I’ve ever—” when another voice behind her says, “You are blocking my seat. Move.”

    Shane and the woman turn to assess the new arrival. It turns out that his seat partner is well above six feet tall, ripped as hell, and knows how to deliver an excellent bitch face. He’s also the hottest man that Shane has ever seen in real life, including a chance run-in with Jensen Ackles at a Stars game.

    Or, still!famous Shane meets non!famous Ilya on a cursed flight from Ottawa to Boston and kind of (totally) falls in love with him at first sight (and first chirp)

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    16 Jun 2026

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    -Association of Zoos & Aquariums Forum Admin created new topic-
    AZA CONFERENCE RIDESHARE MASTER POST
    Hey everyone, hoping to link up for a ride to AZA in October? This thread is for you!

    Ilya R.
    hi looking for ride from ottawa one-way. flying out after conference. will pay you for gas.

    Shane H.
    I can swing through Ottawa as long as you’re ready to go by 9 am Mon. No smoking or snacks in the car but you can be in charge of the stereo.

    Ilya R.
    thank you you seem like very safe driver
    Ilya R.
    even with stick up your ass

    Or, zookeeper Ilya meets aquarium keeper Shane on a road trip with only one bed and a whole lot of unlikely animal friends.

    -this fic is now complete!-

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    29 May 2026

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    He looks around the room, sits up a little taller, and looks right at Fjord.

    His eyes widen minutely. For the first time since he’s entered the room, he calms. Fjord even thinks he sees a smile hidden in his features.

    “This first song is for the big guy at the corner of the bar.”

    Fjord chokes on his whiskey. The purple tiefling smiles wide and begins playing.

    Jester is thumping his back, reminding him to breathe while whispering “that’s you!!! That’s you Fjord!!!!” into his ear.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Ashton would love every fucking alpha in Jrusar to take a long walk off a fucking cliff.

    Orym just knows it's not right that Dorian has to be so careful walking down the street at night.

    ("There you go, sweetheart, keep breathing for me.”
    Ashton doesn’t think he could stop breathing that in if he tried.
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    26 Jan 2025

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    "The house they pulled up to was practically a mansion by normal person standards, the sort of thing you’d find in a Hallmark movie. Two stories for a single family, a colonial block of brick trimmed neatly with garlands, the dusting of snow across it lit up cheerfully in the dark of the night by the lights strung along the eaves. Orym heard Imogen’s soft inhale as they pulled up even from behind her in the back seat. He’d gotten so familiar with her over the making of their documentary, he could practically feel the shift in her.

    “Fuck.” She muttered under her breath. “The hell did I get myself into?”

    Orym was just as surprised as Imogen seemed to be that she’d agreed to this. He knew, of course, that his boyfriend’s big brown puppy dog eyes could get basically anything out of him, but Imogen, for all of her gentle softness, was about as strong-willed as they came. More than that, she was extremely reasonable, and given the fact that this plan was the most hare-brained thing he’d ever heard, it didn’t seem like the sort of thing she’d want to touch with a ten-foot pole."

    Or, the Dorym/Imodna Fake Dating Holiday AU nobody asked for.

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    20 Jan 2025