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    +1 (617) 555-9214
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    thinking about u

    +1 (857) 555-4473
    i’m guessing this wasn’t meant for me

    +1 (617) 555-9214
    fuck.

    or: Shane Hollander receives a thirst trap from an unknown number - and absolutely should not reply, especially considering how much he and Ilya Rozanov can’t stand each other in real life.

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    30 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    29 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    A series of Ilya and Shane struggling to get people to take their relationship reveals very seriously at all.

    The fics in this series are set in the same universe, so these are the SAME Shane and Ilya. Although they can be read in any order, Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ takes place roughly 5 years before Pour Decisions.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    If insanemuppet let's me borrow their words: "hollanov competition to embarrass the other on socmed (shane is winning)"

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    20 Jun 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

    Except, well. Then there are zombies.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    THE zombie apocalypse! AU
    Delicious delicious read. Very good. Great writing and POV voices! Absolutely recommend it to everyone who isnt yucked out by zombies and stuff/topics like that - because it does go into the kitty gritty of it but DAMN does it do so well!

    Also yay for Shane's freaky brain coming up with kinks hehehehehe
    And Ilya just loving that man to a concerning degree. But hey, if you cannot be codependent in a zombie apocalypse, when else should you be? 🫶🏽