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    Lance lives a comfortable life in the outside mall nicknamed the streets of Voltron. He bakes for a living with his friend, Hunk, and enjoys the company of the other store owners near him. Life seems great and easy until some pretty boy with a mullet opens a bakery across the street from him.

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    29 May 2026

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    “And then other times,” Lance said. “I’m just, like, dying to know what a mouth would feel like around my dick.”
    Keith choked on air and said, with absolutely no go-ahead from his brain, “I have a mouth.”
    Half-laughing, Lance said, “Is that an offer?”
    He pushed his wet hair out of his eyes. His throat was dry. “Is that an acceptance?”
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    The summer after freshman year of college, Lance drags Keith back to their hometown to hang out. But the two of them rarely spend time together without Hunk and Pidge around, because things had a way of getting out of hand real quick. This summer is... no different.

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    28 May 2026

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    inspired by a reddit post - possibly actually happened??!?!?!? thats kinda crazy

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    Keith is excited to finally have a permanent bodyguard contract offered to him. The pay of course is a big improvement, but he's also excited to extend himself and his skills. He'll be in charge of home security, have to attend ritzy events, get to fly to exotic locations...

    Wait the client is Lance McClain?

    Oh man... Keith hates that guy.

    or how Keith and Lance learn that they're not so different and gradually find solace in each other's company, away from the walls they have built up to protect themselves in the aggressive Hollywood landscape.

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    27 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Keith is teetering on the fine line of professionalism and friendliness in this fic

    awesome stuff

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    Does anyone know Lance is in love with Keith?

    Of course not. And Lance would very much like to keep it that way, thank you! Keith already doesn't want anything to do with him ever since coming back from that space whale; the last thing Lance needs on top of his crumbling self-worth and shaky standing in the team is a rejection that shatters his heart in pieces, too.

    But now, Lance got himself in a bit of a pickle. Which is fine, because Lance has a plan to get out of it! A wonderful, brilliant, masterful, completely fool-proof plan. His team won't look at him like he's more incompetent than they already do, he won't have to spend the rest of his life trapped on some alien planet, and Keith will never find out just how head over heels he is for him. It's a win-win-win situation.

    Of course, with Keith, things are never quite so simple, and Lance's plan soon causes a domino effect that changes the entire course of his life.

     

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    Maybe Lance should have been a little more specific when he said he'd do anything to get home. Because now...

    "You must bestow a kiss on the one your soul most desires."

    ...Fuck.

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    26 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i have overdosed on angst i need some fluff asap

    oh my gawddd it was awesomeee

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    Keith knows he’s doomed the moment Lance rests his arm on the wall behind him, leans a little closer and asks what such a pretty face is doing in a place like this: a fraternity house neither of them even go to. Keith stares up into pretty blue eyes and a bright smile that promises a whole world of fun and tells him, “Waiting for you to get me a drink.”

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    25 May 2026