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    Harry knows that Ron is sensitive about money. Harry is also a sneaky little shit. If it's a present, then it doesn't count as charity, right?

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    How To Accidentally Woo Your Weasley In Four Years Or Less.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Another 'what if' scenario that occurred to me as I was writing 'WTF?'. What if Harry had been accidentally pulled/cast back in time to that fateful Halloween night?

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.

    Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
    Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrested

    As it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.

    Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
    Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
    Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
    Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
    Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
    Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at him

    It was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “In my defense, Slughorn.” Sev complains. “Took me a bit to lock in last night.”

    "Lock in?” Mary asks.

    “Concerntrate.” Lily supplies helpfully. Lily's become used to Sev's various amounts of modern pop culture lingo, which won't make sense for another few decades. It's times like this that Sev is starkly aware of how many years ahead her knowledge is. Sev has to wait, like, three fucking decades for the Hunger Games to come out.

    Someone reincarnates as Severus Snape, and they'd like to say it's going pretty well so far.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Georgiana Weasley loved her snacks the way her heart was: sweet, soft and squishy, covered in sugar and easy to share.

     

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    George Weasley is pure of heart and dumb of ass. Fred and Cedric suffer.

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    05 Jun 2026