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    In a world of soulmates' first words to each other etched on wrists, Harry James Potter is without. He's used to hiding the blank areas with a pair of elbow-length gloves; however, Umbridge spells them off in an attempt to further embarrass him, and his secret comes out in the worst way possible. Harry flees to the Forbidden Forest, where he runs into Draco Malfoy having a mental breakdown.

    These kids need better places to hide.

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    Le souvenir en lambeaux de Tom Jedusor était assis sur le porche du numéro quatre Privet Drive, essayant désespérément d'entrer dans l'horcruxe logé dans le front de Harry Potter.

    ou

    Dans lequel Harry Potter est renvoyé dans le passé et obligé de faire face à Voldemort qui pleurniche dans sa tête. Au moins, la mort a eu la décence de s'excuser.

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    Severus passed away on the Shrieking Shack's floor only to find himself in the white space between the world of the living and the dead, conversing with one Master of Death Harry Potter.
    He's offered the opportunity to return a few years back in time to try and fix a problem with the world and its magic, but also, his life.
    He wants to better himself. He wants to be back in Lily's life. He wants to save magic.
    Severus reluctantly accepts, going back to Hogwarts once again - as a student this time - to relive his worst memories.
    However, this time he's not one of the chess pieces (easily manipulated, a target, one to be disposed of), no.
    He's one of the big players, and he's ready to make his moves.

    But also, why did James Potter become so obsessed with him? Hadn't Severus suffered enough in his past life? He's not ready for this shit.

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    Qu'importe dans quelle prison il se fait enfermer, sur Midgard ou sur Asgard, Loki s'en fiche : Ses garçons sont enfin ensemble, sains et saufs. Seulement voilà, Harry ne va pas le laisser comme ça, et apparemment, Stark non plus. Le Roi de Hellheim s'élève, puissant, mortel... Et personne ne lui prendra son père. Personne. La Magie rencontre alors les Avengers, et tous doivent apprendre à vivre ensemble, pour le meilleur et pour le pire. Parce que Thanos arrive, ignorant des nouveaux protecteurs de Midgard, et comme c'est dommage.
    Oui, vraiment.
    Dommage pour lui. Et dommage pour Odin, qu'il reste sur son Trône celui-là, aussi, ou ça ira très mal pour lui.

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    "Harry's dead now. He died at Voldemort's hands on a cloudy May 3 of 1998. But he was resurrected later by the same man that killed him."

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    Dark Lords, meddling old goats,new friend,and an adorable half giant,oh my!
    𖣔𝕘𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕂𝕪𝕒𝕣𝕦{𝕋𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕚𝕖} 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖 𝔸𝕕𝕕𝕒𝕞𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕪 ℂ𝕒𝕖𝕕𝕒 𝕃𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞. 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼𖣔

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    It began as all truly horrific things do. Incredibly slowly.
    And then Death had to throw a wrench in Harry's afterlife.
     

    Time travel just before the final task of 4th year.

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    Harry J Bunnymund is many things-a child, a wizard, the only son of E. Aster Bunnymund and the sole heir to the Potter fortune. Sirius Black is his only godfather, a man Harry has never had contact with until Mother Nature steps in. Can Harry remain with his Da and return to a world he has no place in?

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    Harry left.
    He left and Louis stayed.
    They were both faced with the same options and Harry chose the life they both hated so much over a life with Louis and he cant forgive that.
    So when Louis book becomes a best seller and he's forced to do a book tour, the dates and cities aligning with Harrys tour dates, might be his worst nightmare.
    Or is it.

    Or the one where Louis writes poetry about him and Harry writes songs about Louis

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    “Freedom. A noun. Meaning the power or right to act, speak, or think as one wants without hindrance or restraint.” he reads quietly aloud, a bitter tone to his voice, “something I've never quite experienced myself.”

    He had only experienced freedom in small short bursts. Staying up late at night to squint at old ink on frayed paper. Sneaking off to visit the library or park. Of course, if he was ever caught he had been punished severely. But then, none of that mattered because he was alone now.

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    Everyone knows the story, after defeating He-Who-Must-Not Be-Named. Harry was given to the Dursleys. But what if that didn't happen? What if fate had different plans for the young boy that resulted in him being taken to the Boiling Isles and adopted by the apprentice of the Owl Lady herself, Luz Noceda and her wife Amity.

    And when his 11th birthday and the faithful time to go to Hogwarts had arrived, the Wizarding World is thrown for a loop as Harry with a devil may care attitude does what he does best, being absolutely wild and causing chaos that threatens to disrupt the status quo. Like mother, like son.

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    Morfin had told him that some people had predestined mates, extremely high compatible omegas and alphas, who at the moment they locked eyes, couldn’t help but be together, stay together, and be happy together. The epitome of a teenage love story that no one, absolutely no one who was sane would want to experience.

    So Tom was cautious at all times, staying away from young omegas and camouflaging his scent with powerful spells and potions. Until he got frozen in front of the ministry elevator by a sweet smell that forced its way up through his nose and made his blood run cold, his sleeping inner alpha stretched uneasily at the sight of green-colored eyes staring up at him.

    He raised his face and cursed the sky. He will find a solution, maybe an unexpected trip, and then move away permanently. His alpha told him he would die, and his instincts festered anguish at the thought. It didn't matter.

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    Harry Potter, the forgotten twin brother of 'Boy-Who-Lived', beaten to death by his abusive Muggle relatives. But his Magic disagreed to die so early, so it dug deep into his soul and blood and brings out something that will help him survive and live. But the question is.. who will take him from his destined cruel Fate?

    Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA Lord Voldemort has fallen into deepest of voids because of his addiction to Dark Arts. So when his Prophesied 'Equal' and mortal enemy, who also happens to be keeper of his soul piece, comes to his aid and offer him another chance by helping him recover from the insanity thus filling out the void that has been created by cruel and merciless fate, what he will do? Can he refuse the little green-eyed chaos maker who declared himself as his 'son in everything but blood'?

    PS : All characters belong to author JK Rowling.
    Tags may change as the story progresses.

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    Harry dies and ends up meeting Death, who is not happy at what has been happening to the wizarding world and his little master. So Death sends Harry to Tom Riddle's third year in hopes of preventing that future from happening, as well as giving his master a chance at a better and happier life.
    Or Death just does what it wants.

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    14/?
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    Harry tries to resurrect something.

     

    Or Harry Potter believes he is Victor Frankenstein of Mary Shelley's book and play with necromancy.

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    Harry disappeared from his families house as a child and never made it to Hogwarts. In an effort to find him Dumbledore planned the Twiwizard Tournament.
    Unfortunately for him Harry Potter isn't anyone he would want around his brother, let alone the children in his school.

    Also, did you hear? Draco Malfoys boyfriend is insane.
    ~~I heard he once tortured a man for looking at him a little to long.
    ~~I heard he bought Draco an island for his birthday.

    **This is NOT a one shot-I am just an idiot**

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    17/?
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    Ok… I got up and started pacing in slow, controlled strides trying to put what I knew so far in order: first I wake up on a road just like Harry woke up at the train station when the horcrux was gone, not long after that, Harry, Master of Death, appears in front of me and tells me that he wants me to enter the dimension of where he came from because for some reason the ancient rituals are no longer part of the culture of wizards and therefore Magic has weakened to the point of not even being able to sustain life on earth and now he wants me, a simple fan, to enter the universe at some point in time and change things in such a way that it is possible to save, not only the magical community, as well as the world as a whole.
    “Did I forget anything?”
    “Nope”
    “Right.”

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    13/?
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    Harry Malfoy takes one look at a man, more a monster, and decides this is the only man he can fall in love with and Malfoys always get what they want or they take it. All he has to do is get the dark lord to fall in love with him too. Easy huh.

    or

     
    Harry plays a dangerous game and all of a sudden the Dark Lord knows love, he just needs help and perhaps a cup of tea

     

    Alternatively titled; emotionally stunted idiots fall in love without realizing

     

     PORTUGESE TRANSLATION

     

    also this started out as crack i was writing for fun and now it has a plotline that i have no plan for . im making this up as i go lol

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    51,360
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    37/?
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    Severus glared at the hideous costume Harry was trying to force him into. He shuddered at the thought of having to wear the rainbow-coloured unicorn suit, so much so that Severus turned away from the sight.

    Harry whined, "Sevvy, please! I told my friends that my Sevvy loves me so much that he'll wear the costume for the party! They'll make fun of me if you won't!"

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    English
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    1,896
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    1/1
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    32
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    3
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    288
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    Harry Potter arrived at Magnus Bane's house.

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    20
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